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Cartoon Caption Contest!

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1
"That's the last time I let a girl give me a bucket ride."
Sat'n on September 8, 2010 at 1:02 PM Report this
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“…aaaaaand here comes the gas. You know, with a name like the “Humane Society”, that plywood backdrop seems cruelly tacky.“
Dougsf on September 9, 2010 at 2:12 PM Report this
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"Who knew we'd be the only ones here?"
Schmooze on September 9, 2010 at 3:15 PM Report this
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"Shit."
JPR on September 9, 2010 at 3:16 PM Report this
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we're having savage a la orange for dinner tonight.
scary tyler moore on September 9, 2010 at 9:43 PM Report this
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"So you're telling me that only pitt bulls wearing lipstick get into heaven." "I thought that only applied to assholes who wanted to be president."
janech on September 9, 2010 at 11:58 PM Report this
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"Goin' to the fights tonight? I'm putting my money on Michael Vick."
Karl42 on September 10, 2010 at 5:29 AM Report this
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Now where is that darn St. Pitter?
thekiss on September 11, 2010 at 2:58 PM Report this
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Now were is that darn St. Pitter?
on September 11, 2010 at 3:02 PM Report this
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Wait, are we supposed to be dogs? Why do I have whiskers and point ears... OH GOD PLEASE DON'T EAT M-
Unregistered User on September 13, 2010 at 2:13 AM Report this
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Wait, are we supposed to be dogs? Why do I have whiskers and pointy ears... OH GOD PLEASE DON'T EAT M-
Unregistered User on September 13, 2010 at 2:13 AM Report this
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Uhhh .... teabaggers! Huh-heh! Huh-heh! Huh-heh! Huh-heh! Huh-heh! Huh-heh! Huh-heh! Huh-heh! Huh-heh! Huh-heh! Huh-heh! Huh-heh!**

(**This caption can be used in any liberal rag, under any picture. With it, you're guaranteed a week's worth of sure-fire laughs from progressives who think they are being witty and intelligent!)
on September 13, 2010 at 11:08 AM Report this
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@ 12

I have to admit, I'm sort of enjoying your satirization of a dumbass trying to bait liberals, but I think you're laying on the stupid a little too thick, while your satire is underdeveloped. Try revising this for the next caption contest, I'm sure you'll do better.

Remember: Just because you're pretending to be a dumbass doesn't mean you don't have to think out the joke.
Catface Meowmers on September 13, 2010 at 1:21 PM Report this
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@13

The sad part is, I don't think he's pretending.
Karl42 on September 14, 2010 at 5:11 AM Report this
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"Not much of a fucking Heaven. I'm still neutered."
Geni on September 14, 2010 at 2:08 PM Report this
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All I wanted to do was whittle me a fetching stick!
newsviner on September 14, 2010 at 7:39 PM Report this
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#15 FTW!
ggg on September 15, 2010 at 5:43 PM Report this
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Michael Vick, eh? Me too...
james_from_cambridge on September 15, 2010 at 7:49 PM Report this
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Did I miss the announcement of the winners?
TheDingo on September 16, 2010 at 1:32 PM Report this
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@19 - yes, everyone who never saw this page is a winner.
on September 16, 2010 at 8:03 PM Report this
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@19: Ha!
james_from_cambridge on September 18, 2010 at 2:51 PM Report this
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You call this heaven? It doesn't even smell like ass and there's no baby buffet.
on September 19, 2010 at 12:08 PM Report this

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