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dutch translation: dam from the dick.
i.e."Gotta go pee so I don't wake up with Dyke VanDick."
sement is good but too subtle aurally.
filibuster- isn't that already what happens while you're generating Santorum?
Why not call it GOPpage (rhymes with blockage)?
From #62:
A Congressional House/Senate Republican minority is the crusty blockage that refuses to be pissed away after sex. A GOP minority blocks everything up so that important things (like pissing, health-care reform, gun control laws) can't get done or get done so badly that there's a huge mess to clean up afterward.
Never meant any offense. Whatsoever. Please don't get butt-hurt about it; just letting the bitch out for air (he needs air too, apparently); trying to be more expressive, and not let people walk all over me. I am a fan of writing comments without getting advice as a response; and again I admit that it was my fault in the first place.
Thanks anyway.
"as for SUPER, if the girl's still willing to fuck him, he just needs to start hate-fucking her until she leaves."
Sheesh... it's like you took a women's studies class and only learned enough to be dangerous. The justifications you dreamed up sound more fanciful and alarming than anything I've ever seen drawn on the page of a superhero comic.
"go pee after you have sex or you will have a sement problem". :)
Why not call it GOPpage (rhymes with blockage)?
Please vote for this one!!!!!
From #62:
A Congressional House/Senate Republican minority is the crusty blockage that refuses to be pissed away after sex. A GOP minority blocks everything up so that important things (like pissing, health-care reform, gun control laws) can't get done or get done so badly that there's a huge mess to clean up afterward.
Why not call it GOPpage (rhymes with blockage)?
Please vote for this one!!!!!
From #62:
A Congressional House/Senate Republican minority is the crusty blockage that refuses to be pissed away after sex. A GOP minority blocks everything up so that important things (like pissing, health-care reform, gun control laws) can't get done or get done so badly that there's a huge mess to clean up afterward.
The term that CSNWG is looking for is too easy: Palin. I think it could be used as a noun or a verb.....
Noun: "After that quickie, I had a Palin."
Verb: "After that quickie, I was Palin all over the place."
Noun: "After that quickie, I had a Palin."
Verb: "After that quickie, I was Palin all over the place."
"Limp Rushbaugh"
I suspect it will be something like, "The inability to maintain an erection due to use/overuse of drugs/alcohol."
As in: "Dan, what should I do? I only tend to find women in bars, but by the time we're back at my place, the alcohol's given me a limp rushbaugh."
"Palin the ass"
Example: "Lets take this a little more slowly, or I'll get a palintheass."
I agree with Dan's advice that they need to make it clear to the third party how their relationship works from the beginning - though not by outlining that it will end in heartache for the third, but by outlining that they have completely transparent communication, that the third will be expected to meet and interact nicely with the other primary partner even if she never gets sexually involved with her, that the secondary relationship will remain secondary, and any expressed desire for monogamy or further commitment will be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship. They should make this clear BEFORE the BF gets heavily involved, they should also all meet casually BEFORE heavy involvement, and this would go a long way to prevent the kind of illusions that will cause the third to imagine that one day, she'll have him all to herself. If they can't/aren't willing to do that because they're afraid it will ruin their chances to bring in a third, then they're both douchbags, and should only fulfill their need for outside sex via one night stands and similar short-lived, sex only flings, so that the third will not expect or develop any emotional ties.
I also disagree with those suggesting that CAR sounds threatened by the other girlfriend, UNLESS it's for the fact that she's not met this other girlfriend yet, and this level of "secrecy" with the third is unusual (it sounds from the tone of her letter that this may be the first time the third has been so non-interactive with her). If that is unusual, then I can't blame her if she's suspicious - why the sudden change in how a third partner is approached, why haven't they met yet, etc? If that is strange, and I was in her shoes, I would be concerned that either the third is completely uncomfortable with the arrangements already, thus unwilling to meet/be known by her (if she never meets the primary GF, she can imagine that the BF is monogamous with her), or that the BF is trying to keep them seperate because he really IS more into the new partner than the old, and doesn't want her catching onto that. I suspect the former is more likely though, given that he has disclosed what he can on his own.
As for HSBB, it sounds to me like his brother is trying to passively come out so as to not create big waves. Seriously, leaving porn in the browser is something that everyone ought to know how to avoid by the time they're a teenager, and if he's openly gay on his FB page, how much more obvious can you get? It sounds like he WANTS people to just "discover" that he's gay, so that he doesn't have to go through a difficult and potentially dramatic coming out speech. He's probably hoping that other family members will come to him, like his mom did, to tell him they've already figured it out. His behavior is just screaming for that. So yeah, he's a coward for doing it passively (I could understand for distant relatives, but not close relatives), and for not picking up on his brother's clear message, but obviously the big brother's going to have to be the "bigger" person here too, and just tell him to knock it off already and that everyone knows and doesn't care, and he wasn't fooling anyone, Mr. Obvious.
Although I like sement, it's one of those words that works better written than spoken. I rather like the Dyke VanDick suggestion, although Crusty Boehner and Rushbo also appeal to me.
1. It's not SUPER's job
2.Dan's advice is suggesting that it's not worth the "maybe", or even worth the time until she's learned (if she's going to).
3. Y'know what's a pretty good eye-opener / teaching tool? Getting your ass dumped.
While I agree with your advice, Dan, I suspect that CAR, her boyfriend, and their perspective playtoys need to learn the language and protocols of ethical polyamory. Given the tone and questions in her letter, I'm not sure they know that such relationship models actually exist.
It seems simple, here in the alternative cultures of America's "alternative" poster child city, to take that knowledge for granted. Most folks, however, flat-out don't KNOW that such options and protocols exist. Instead, they default to a lot of the old "swinger/ open relationship" models in which both partners understand what's going on but their playmates remain more or less in the dark about it.
Given that CAR needs to ask whether or not it's "okay" to meet or even speak to her lover's girlfriend(s), I suspect that the couple doesn't actually know how to language or manage their situation, while the girlfriends have been expecting the social default "one guy/ one girl" thing.
You're totally right about this couple needing to get their shit straight with regards to their extra-relationship patterns. You're dead-on when you tell them to be upfront with their secondaries about the mode of their relationship. I agree that they sound like toxic play-partners until they figure this shit out.
That said, I get the impression that they just don't KNOW about how ethical, conscious polyamory works.
To that end, let's offer a bit more advice about good resources for that knowledge, and a bit less vitriol about their ignorance... at least for now.
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SOURCES
If you're reading this, CAR (or people in CAR's situation), check out the following sources about ethical, conscious polyamory... and then be aware that theory and practice are very different things. People are people, and every relationship mode is more complex than it ideally appears to be.
Pagan Polyamory, by Raven Kildara (not just for Pagans, this is the single most realistic book about poly relationships I have yet read)
The Ethical Slut, by Easton & Hardy (more queer/ kink-oriented, perhaps, than CAR and her boyfriend might be)
Opening Up, by Tristan Taormino (very good, very practical)
The New Love Without Limits and Polyamory in the 21st century, by Anapol (a bit too idealistic to be really practical, but with strong emphasis on the emotional bonds beyond the physical activities)
Oh, hell - here's an amazon link. Read the various entries yourselves, and decide what sounds most fitting for your experience and situation:
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?u…
Beyond that, google "ethical polyamory," join poly webgroups, talk to poly people and, like Dan said, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER before dragging other folks along for the ride.
Have fun, be safe, and play nice with your toys. If you keep breaking them, you're doing it wrong.
Love,
Daddy
However, if he's too obsolete to bother with, then I suggest 'Foley,' after Mark Foley the page-molester.
I agree that the sideways piss spray needs another, separate name. The Sement can cause it, but it happens in other instances as well.
Calling the spray a "Spitzer" hits the right notes.
Example: "Duuuude, i just drove for 4 hours and when I took a pee break I Spitzered the wall."
I know! I know---Rush Limblock!!!! LOL!!
I haven't laughed out loud this long in years!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Can we make up a sexual definition for the phrase "Boehner DeLay" and googlebomb it!?
hmm, those bracelets...that's kind of hot actually, black wig...yup, I think the guy and I may be in for a little costume fun this weekend...or maybe Zena...
S
SUPER: Dan's right. She'll do it again.
SEMENT is the best, but 'boner vs. boehner' is also great. There will be time for Palin and McCain, but there has to be some liberal out there that deserves a Santorum kind of name. It's a matter of equilibrium. Yes, I like the proposed Spitzer. And Westboro, indeed, has to be for something gay, no doubt.
E.g.,
"Wow, after all that drunk sex last night, we just passed out after the fact. Woke up in a bed covered with Santorum, and to make matters worse, when I pissed later, I palinrushed all over the place."
"Folks, in addition to preventing palinrush from forming, peeing after sex is really a good way to help prevent STDs."
I like using boehner for something. Given it's pronunciation is, I believe BAY-nor, how about using it to mean a dick which is leaking precum? As in,
"Dude, you totally have a boehner - better put a condom on."
E.g.,
"Wow, after all that drunk sex last night, we just passed out after the fact. Woke up in a bed covered with Santorum, and to make matters worse, when I pissed later, I palinrushed all over the place."
"Folks, in addition to preventing palinrush from forming, peeing after sex is really a good way to help prevent STDs."
I like using boehner for something. Given it's pronunciation is, I believe BAY-nor, how about using it to mean a dick which is leaking precum? As in,
"Dude, you totally have a boehner - better put a condom on."
Yes, it is cowardly to not just drop someone at the first sign that you see the incompability but that is what humans do every day and long after all of us on this thread are dead and gone, humans will still be hanging onto relationships which so obviously will not work. He was probably annoying her outside the bed so his fantasy was just one more thing.
Like the crusty little blockage that exists in Sarah Palin's mental process that prevents her from realizing she how foolish she sounds when she publically speaks.
Any idea where one can get latex fetishwear without spending a fortune?
Dan, I'm sorry, but you really missed the boat on that one. You must not realize how painfully insecure almost ALL women are about their myriad physical flaws. When SUPER said "Sometimes I fantasize about superheroines", his GF heard "Your body will never be good enough for me." Her reaction was probably bad, but cut her some slack. We girls never can meet that fantasy standard, and most women have trouble accepting that that's okay.
He might have gotten a better reaction if he'd just said he was attracted to more age-appropriate super heroes, like Wonder Woman and Cat Woman, and left out the stuff about the pubescent boy inside of him.
assuming that a man talking about his inner pre-pubescent boy is somehow pedophilia is just retarded. if that was the reason she freaked out on him, he should dump her for being a dumbass, if for no other reason. oh, and supergirl? she had tits and hips. maybe not as round and big as wonder woman's, but big enough not to qualify fantasies about her as pedophilia. people who get all worked up about this kind of thing don't deserve to be humored.
and I vote for "sement"! The infamous names of Palin, Boner, Beck, Limbo et all really deserve something a lot worse. It almost has to involve diarrhea, pus, vomit, or rotted animal carcasses, or all four.
The explanation may not be the same, but the blockage is.
"I haven't had sex in so long, the next time I come it's going to be like a wax dart shooting out of the end of my dick!" -Bill Hicks
The explanation may not be the same, but the blockage is.
"I haven't had sex in so long, the next time I come it's going to be like a wax dart shooting out of the end of my dick!" -Bill Hicks
Sement is just hard to beat.
Also, double posts suck.
penisement
Don't pronounce the first two syllables like "penis" but like "penicillin"
It's good for both men and women to pee after sex. Bladder infections are no fun.
You could park a car in the shadow of his ass!
SUPER's gf is the type of girl I can thank for giving every decent man I have slept with some sort of complex about sharing sexual fantasies.
Patriarchal societies.
Start with this, "Because our relationship with each other is always more important than she is."
If you start with the assumption that anyone besides the two of you is less important than your relationship, you begin by defining them as disposable. No one wants to be treated that way and that's why you keep hurting people. If you just want to fool around at times with people and don't want to pursue serious relationships with them that treat them as equals, hire someone or advertise for a play partner. Join a swinger's club. Find a sex club. Don't pretend that you're dating and pursuing a relationship with them.
Not putting in the time and effort to extend that obviously disaster-waiting-to-happen-relationship has everything to do with the fact that it was only the first time they'd slept together and that it wasn't a deep and meaningful relationship that needed to be nursed back to life.
Way to project your sexuality-bias on other people, douchebag.
It isn't just that the fantasy bothered her, it's that she psychoanalyzed her boyfriend and diagnosed him as a villainous, sexist, immature neurotic.
If something bothers her, or makes her jealous, she needs to take responsibility for her own emotions and reactions, instead of pointing the finger. If she reacted badly in the moment, she needs to apologize promptly and initiate a mature discussion. If she can't do that he needs to dump her.
I agree with Dan that this is a red flag for a manipulator or abuser.
If my boyfriend told me he was into scat or incest fantasies, I might be disturbed, even as a longtime Savage Love reader (yes I know these fetishes are common but they still gross me out). However, I hope I would at least understand that my reactions or feelings of insecurity and grossness are just feelings and don't mean that the other person is Ted Bundy. I don't have to like it, but I don't have to call the other person names either.
The girlfriend's crime isn't being vanilla or boring in bed. It's leaping to accusations and her attempt to shame her boyfriend that make the whole thing disturbing.
as for the brother who needs to come out...it's true..he does. there is a huge amount of emotional baggage that builds up when you have to hide your true self away from people, especially the people closest to you, your family. how do i know this? i'm doing it. i knew i was bisexual by the time i was 9 and slept with a girl shortly after i slept with a guy for the first time. But, I live in a VERY small town, in a very conservative state...and my family wouldn't understand, except maybe my gram. the rest would just think i was trying to get attention or being a slut. i moved from this small town to a huge city after high school. i got to be whoever and whatever i wanted to be. i didn't have to censor myself, watch what i said...nothing..just free to be me. after about 6 years of this, i was forced to move back to my hometown due to circumstances beyond my control..and with moving back came shutting my true self down. only my husband knows. it feels like i'm lying every minute of everyday. it feels like i'm cheating myself, like i'm denying a huge part of me just to avoid conflict. someday i'll leave here and be who i am, but there'll still be part of me that knows i'm suppressing WHO I AM to the people i'm closest to...and that causes a major mindfuck. don't do it to yourself if you can help it..just like Dan says about coming out, the only time you shouldn't is if you are dependent on your family for basic needs, like i am, where it would be detrimental to you, not just a problem your family needs to get the hell over. ...by now, there's little need to tell them, since i'm married, but there's part of me that wants to anyway, part of me that's tired of being repressed, part of me that's so freaking tired of hiding myself and feeling guilty for being me...for being bi. don't do this to yourself if you can at all help it. you'll feel so much better, not matter the outcome, (better to have your family upset than to live a lie forever) and your therapy bills will be SO much cheaper.