Columns Mar 9, 2011 at 4:00 am

Control Tower

Erotica Classics Get a New Kink

Mistress Matisse
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Mistress M.

Can I be your agent 86?
YOS on March 9, 2011 at 1:50 PM Report this
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Mistress M

Can I be your agent 86?

YOS
YOS on March 9, 2011 at 1:52 PM Report this
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My boyfriend and I once did a Sarah Palin–themed rape play scene. He had to hit me pretty damn hard to keep me from snickering when saying things like, "Am I a filthy little slut? You betcha!".
AnathemaT on March 9, 2011 at 7:36 PM Report this
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9 1/2 Weeks was made in 1988, not 1978. Had it been made in 1978, the characters would have been played by Farrah Fawcett and Robert De Niro.
on March 9, 2011 at 7:44 PM Report this
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@4: The book 9½ Weeks was published in 1979, according to Amazon.
The movie 9½ Weeks was released in 1986, according to IMDb.
ridia on March 9, 2011 at 8:18 PM Report this
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You're a funny lady.
20-Sided_Dave on March 9, 2011 at 8:36 PM Report this
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2 thumbs up witha swirl for the new "Claiming" story.Great!
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sb53 on March 10, 2011 at 11:45 AM Report this
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Great column this week, absolutely hilarious.

@3- Whoa, that is twisted! Can I borrow your script? ;-)
on March 11, 2011 at 12:28 PM Report this
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Not funny.
on March 11, 2011 at 7:32 PM Report this
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I read all of Ann Rice and it turned me on! Does that make me a bisexual BDSM addict, or just a normal, very old guy who likes any kind of porn?
on March 11, 2011 at 11:00 PM Report this
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I've always said there isn't anything wrong with Sarah Palin that couldn't be fixed with a ball gag, a St. Andrew's cross, and someone who knows how to handle a flogger.
Arcturus1966 on March 12, 2011 at 4:36 PM Report this
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Awesome. I would read all of these.

@3: I'm impressed. If I had to say that line in a Sarah-Palin-voice, someone would have to remove my trachea to keep me from snickering.
Towanda on March 13, 2011 at 7:33 PM Report this
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It was a book??!!??
Token Straight Old dude on March 15, 2011 at 3:08 PM Report this
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@11
ariane on March 16, 2011 at 10:15 AM Report this
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@11 /like
ariane on March 16, 2011 at 10:16 AM Report this
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Are there actually any new BDSM/erotica books that have come out recently?
justineplays on March 16, 2011 at 2:24 PM Report this
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@justineplays - uh...... Are you serious?

They are coming out constantly. Just head over to a publisher's website like Mystic Rose Books (publishers of Laura Antoniou) or Pink Flamingo.
Trix on March 19, 2011 at 12:01 AM Report this

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