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Perhaps you meant to send this to Dan?

gr8lakesgrrl on April 13, 2011 at 11:20 AM

The drawing was again, much more entertaining than the column.

growler on April 13, 2011 at 11:22 AM

LOL @ 1

silent on April 13, 2011 at 11:23 AM

Sounds like you've already found the right place to hang out, as long as you don't mind the high heels being worn by dudes.

Spiffy D on April 13, 2011 at 11:41 AM

I don't know if you've ever considered tango dancing, but it is full of beautiful ladies wearing 3-4 inch heels. The heels are really lovely too. Elegant sleek patent leather or lace, and they know how to move in them.

Comeilfaut on April 13, 2011 at 11:55 AM

Check out any Drag Bar...

woofy on April 13, 2011 at 12:01 PM

Um try Real Housewives. Because they are so unreal that they actually wear those ankle breakers, for the TV anyway. Or better yet, find someone who will at least wear em in bed. They are called ankle breakers for a reason, and most women don't have the luxury of getting a broken ankle on a Saturday night. You know emergency rooms cost a fortune and they need to get back to work and take care of business and all.
Maybe you think your kink is special but it is OH SO TRITE AND PREDICTABLE. Falling directly into the 'women are most atractive when they dress like they have no where to go and nothing to do but get gussied up' catagory. You know like the Chinese that bound womens feet until they were just mangled parodies of what nature intended.

on April 13, 2011 at 12:10 PM

@7 some people like feet the way others like tits or ass or cock. And it's fun to see 'em dressed up, whatever it is you like. Calm down. He doesn't want to see you in heels. Consider it bondage if you want. Sheesh.

on April 13, 2011 at 12:34 PM

Saturday Night @ the Century Ballroom. Go learn to salsa dance at Salsa Con Todo in Fremont, then go dance at Century and you'll not only get to SEE the view you want, you'll actually be able to interact with some of those sxy, beheeled ladies!

Certainly! on April 13, 2011 at 12:37 PM

Live here. I'm in southern Brazil, and the chicks here are born in spine-snapping heels. Crazy bitches don't even wobble when they walk. It's some kind of miracle. Where are they? In parks, hardware stores, on cobblestone streets, at bars, gliding through semi-filled parking lots with an occasional peeper rubbing one out... Yup.

Phoo on April 13, 2011 at 12:42 PM

go to the bellevue mail, eastside with the heel upside, if you dig doc martins seattle is heaven. All the girls seem to be tina fey types.

on April 13, 2011 at 12:48 PM

Douchebag clubs in Belltown

Jenny from the Block on April 13, 2011 at 1:05 PM

Hi, have you heard of strip clubs? I am a girl who loves heels but there is sexy and there is tacky, and most fashionable women wouldn't be caught dead wearing 6-inch platform heels even to a club unless they were looking to get paid.

virginia mason on April 13, 2011 at 3:12 PM

Move to Glasgow.

Fistique on April 13, 2011 at 4:19 PM

This has no place in I anon, however, that picture is brilliant!

doloresdaphne on April 13, 2011 at 4:27 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJajw2mp3…

jussmbdy on April 13, 2011 at 4:50 PM

Yep, head to your local titty bar. They'll even let you touch 'em (the shoes, that is).

Looking For a Better Read on April 13, 2011 at 5:04 PM

Here's a better one, with lucite platforms.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ERlsizd3…

jussmbdy on April 13, 2011 at 5:07 PM

Why does Anon's question take five paragraphs to ask?

mint chocolate chip on April 13, 2011 at 5:51 PM

The lobby of the Olympic Hotel, just about any night.

Catalina Vel-DuRay on April 13, 2011 at 6:17 PM

You don't just have a shoe fetish, you have a fetish shoe fetish. Not only are 6 inch heels hellishly uncomfortable, they only really make them in trashy, trashier and trashiest. As a girl who loves (and runs in) her stilettos, you're rarely gonna find the 6 inchers on anyone who doesn't get paid to wear them.

Get thyself to a peep show, strip club, or dungeon. Yeah, you gotta pay. As you should if you're going to leer at/get an erection about strangers. Believe me, you're a lot less discreet than you think. I catch your kind all the time.

secretagent on April 13, 2011 at 6:31 PM

When high-heeled Crocs are made, Seattle womyn will wear them.

xxxSTEVExxx on April 13, 2011 at 8:33 PM

Sounds like this was meant for Questionland.

Cold Minnesotan on April 13, 2011 at 9:20 PM

Most guys don't have any idea what a six inch heel looks like; he's probably thinking of (or at least would be satisfied with)the 3-4inch pumps with a platform that seem pretty popular where I live. As a guy who likes heels because they're sexy, makes great legs look better, and for the fashion aspect of them, finding a girlfriend who loves shoes was a pretty sweet find for me.

college dude from madison on April 13, 2011 at 9:57 PM

Creepy.

Zebes on April 13, 2011 at 11:20 PM

ummmm take my word for it.... venture over to the Eastside (bellevue/kirkland) area and you will absolutely be in high-heel heaven. Anywhere and everywhere in Bellevue the girls will have 6 inch stilettos strapped to their feet.

on April 14, 2011 at 1:05 AM

High heels hurt. I realize they're a fetish to some (to wear and to look at) and I'm alright with fetishes. BUT. Big but. Guys in general complain to me that girls don't wear high heels all the time. They seem to think that heels are tantamount to general hygiene. Please, please, please guys, try to get over this idea. High heels hurt. They cause long term, crippling damage if worn as much as you seem to think they should be worn. Ever wonder why your grandma's feet look like that? Yeah, high heeled pumps. Try to see women as the sexy ladies they are, no crippling high heels required. Please.

on April 14, 2011 at 1:11 AM

try New Jersey?

ean on April 14, 2011 at 6:36 AM

Ok, it's official, IA is dead. It has been for quite some time, but I guess I've been in denial.

Sausagefingers on April 14, 2011 at 7:03 AM

I used to go for the 'flats are for quitters' mentality. Then, after a particularly long night including a friend's wedding, my right big toe went numb. For five months. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that.

yourmom.com on April 14, 2011 at 12:03 PM

That makes me really sad...

because I missed a 30 Rock reference. Oh well, back to netflix I go.

yourmom.com on April 14, 2011 at 3:13 PM

Um, sorry? This sucks.

shivvvers on April 14, 2011 at 7:51 PM

Start throwing that money to the strippers if all you want to do is look! Or move somewhere else. This is Seattle; comfort shoes are the norm.

sheschemes on April 14, 2011 at 8:23 PM

You totally need to move to Los Angeles and nearby cities. The norm there is for everyone to get super dressed up, and clomp around in high heels. There is a much higher ratio of dance clubs vs. bars with music on a stage. Everyone also seems like they want to get discovered and can't comfortably be out w/o looking their best. best wishes

Mechthild on April 14, 2011 at 8:54 PM

You gonna pay for a woman's repeated trips to the podiatrist after she wrecks her feet with high heels? (And what those feet look like after all those high heels is pretty damned scary.)

Be my guest!

samanthaf63 on April 15, 2011 at 7:27 AM

are you dumb? go to friggin Belltown, where sluts, heels and clubs abound

on April 15, 2011 at 8:40 AM

hey asshole anon, why are you harrassing the 'women [you] interact with on a daily basis' to accomodate your fetish? and why the fuck would you start looking in fremont and ballard?

minotaur on April 15, 2011 at 11:26 AM

#23 FTW

science chick on April 15, 2011 at 8:13 PM

I,A is over. Truly

Racing Turtles on April 15, 2011 at 8:58 PM

Disqualified

biju on April 16, 2011 at 2:46 AM

Yawn.

know-it-all on April 16, 2011 at 11:19 AM

You're not going to find that in Seattle (unless, like said before, you're looking for men in heels)... You might try the eastside at Joey's, Lucky Strike and such... Those girls seem to rely on their looks more than their brains, and there seems to be a correlation between relying on looks to succeed and a higher occurrence of wearing high-heels. You should do more field research on this and report back to us all.

Equestrian on April 18, 2011 at 11:06 AM

Very high heels are something women typically only wear (if at all) on a date because then we only have to wear them about two hours, three tops if it's dinner AND a movie. I wear heels to work but they are 3-inch tops (usually 2) and always wedge heels, not stilettos. Wearing high heels all the time is really bad for a woman's feet. They are a special occasion type of shoe.

Diagoras on April 18, 2011 at 6:01 PM

I know just how you feel, Anon. When I walk around town looking for hottt sexxxy men to ogle, I'm often so disappointed that there are so many guys out there who don't walk around shirtless to show off their well-developed muscles (but please, no nasty roided out dudes! geez!) and wear pants that are just tight enough, but not TOO tight, for me to check out their perfect asses. Plus, way too many of them just aren't cute enough for me. Maybe they should be practicing their smiles in the mirror more often.

It's like human beings in my city aren't actually there to fulfill my personal sexual fantasies 24/7, or something! What a cruel world this is!!!

planned barrenhood on April 19, 2011 at 1:16 AM

Dude, you are definitely in the wrong city. Here, girls dig out their best REI fleece for a date. Try Atlanta.

malamute on April 19, 2011 at 9:35 AM

Dear Heel Fancier, get yourself a membership to the Center for Sex Positive Culture, and check out the Thursday night Grind party. Not everyone wears heels, but those that do, understand that they are fetish material and love being admired! Why waste time on people that don't get it?

on April 19, 2011 at 9:54 AM

Sorry buddy, the chicks here wear Keens and Crocs. Maybe time for you to move to Miami. :-)

funnylittlemunki on April 19, 2011 at 9:58 AM

Come to Bellevue...a place like Munch Bar will be filled with little asian girls in heels, along with super short dresses, pounds of makeup and the typicla long layered hair cuts with lots of loose curls and the middle part.

on April 19, 2011 at 10:54 AM

Anon, the kind of heels you're looking for are most often worn by strippers and drag queens in this city. Move or hang out at strip bars and drag drag shows.

e.strange on April 19, 2011 at 11:15 AM

Anon, the kind of heels you're looking for are most often worn by strippers and drag queens in this city. Move or hang out at strip bars and drag shows.

e.strange on April 19, 2011 at 11:16 AM

You want Club Vogue on Sat, under Neighbours, or Mercury most any night. Both Goth/Industrial clubs where you'll find women in seriously high shoes. Remember to wear black & no tennis-shoes.

on April 19, 2011 at 11:30 AM

Right, and the guys here think riding a bicycle makes you badass.

The sooner you all accept that Seattle isn't exactly a sexy city despite having a large population of fetish nerds, the happier you'll be.

on April 19, 2011 at 12:28 PM

FFS. Any fetish club, duh. You might even get to *play* with the shoes. You're a lot more likely to get people there who will accommodate your "liking" for them.

Trix on April 20, 2011 at 4:28 AM

As a recent Chicago transplant I couldn't agree with this article more. And when I have found places that seem conducive to getting a little gussied up - their are about 5 people in the entire establishment...

on April 20, 2011 at 11:18 AM

Move to Shanghai....

bagel on May 4, 2011 at 8:49 PM

Bellevue. Go to Bellevue.

TheRinger on June 6, 2011 at 12:58 AM

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