To the owner of the pub: You should be ashamed of yourself. It's bad enough that you hang around and get drunk at the bar and make the customers uncomfortable to the point that they have to go somewhere else. But you took the cake when you stole your bartenders' tip money, on New Year's Eve no less, and both of the bartenders are single mothers. What is this, a game of limbo? How low can you go? And then the next day you pretended like it was a practical joke and brought some of the money back. You're not fooling anyone. Most people just tolerate you because you own the bar, but no one likes you. If the bar isn't making you enough money, please be more resourceful than stealing from your employees. Do you know why the till was a little short that night? It's not because your employees were stealing from you. It's because most of your customers were on mushrooms instead of alcohol. You will not be getting any more of my money that I do pay taxes on.

—Anonymous