@3 - SISTERS no less! And they are both SMOKIN' HOT! Nothin' like lesbo incest action! Er, that is, after too fucking much COCAINE and MALT LIQUOR. And a little crank to add to the edge...
Wow, what an asshole. If your wife has detailed, juicy stories she's telling about your sex life it sounds like you're getting laid, so what's your problem?
You just want to bang someone new. How fucking unique you are. But right, it's partly your wife's fault for not being an exciting new conquest anymore.
And seriously, it's probably your breath. Older guys often have shit breath.
i just realzed that your wife's sister's husband probably isn't your brother in law.
regardless, fucking that guy would still show em.
then, if they have any pets, you could fuck them too.
That's it - I've been pushed over the edge. I'm now completely convinced that life alone with my cat is preferable to taking a chance and ending up with a sleazeball like this.
Asshole, plain and simple. All relationships go through periods lacking passion idiot. It doesn't give you the right to be a CPOS, especially with her sister. Grow up, at least your wife is still fucking you and enjoying it. One fucking kiss which lack passion makes you want to cheat, you should get out now because you clearly are a shitty person.
This has to be fake, right? How can this guy not realize what a pathetic creep he is? His wife doesn't deserve an anonymous rant, she deserves a fucking Saint of the Year award for agreeing to live with - let alone fuck - this godawful, self absorbed jackass in the first place.
The big truth here is that that frigid bitch is pushing him into an affair, so it's her fault, not his, if he decides to fuck around. I must say, that's a novel rationalization.
What kind of delusional, self-aggrandizing CPOS man would blame his wife for his thoughts? This type of projection is common among insecure, noncommittal bastards that marry because they think they should, and cheat because they think it's fair.
What about a little communication? This is your WIFE, you should be able to talk about ANYTHING with her. Not getting the level of passion you want? Shit, there's a book or a class or a therapy for that. if you're mutually monogamous, fucking her sister is cruel. I secretly hope you do ruin the marriage now so at least your wife can move on to someone who loves her back.
"That's it - I've been pushed over the edge. I'm now completely convinced that life alone with my cat is preferable to taking a chance and ending up with a sleazeball like this. "
This is one of the, simultaneously, funniest and saddest comments I've read in a long time.
@1 nailed it. tell your wife the same thing you wrote. though perhaps make anonymous the person your lusting after. no need to create tension between the sisters.
@1 nailed it. tell your wife the same thing you wrote. though perhaps make anonymous the person your lusting after. no need to create tension between the sisters.
Yeah, your poor wife needs to know what a shit head you are. You should tell her so she can get the hell away from you. Any sister who would screw her sister's husband or ex husband is a piece of shit too. If you're so damn kinky take out an ad on lustlab, don't go screw your wife's sister, shithead.
You just want to bang someone new. How fucking unique you are. But right, it's partly your wife's fault for not being an exciting new conquest anymore.
And seriously, it's probably your breath. Older guys often have shit breath.
FUCK YOUR BROTHER IN LAW!!!!!
booyaa.
regardless, fucking that guy would still show em.
then, if they have any pets, you could fuck them too.
What's three inches long and isn't gonna get sucked again ever? Look down, bro.
What about a little communication? This is your WIFE, you should be able to talk about ANYTHING with her. Not getting the level of passion you want? Shit, there's a book or a class or a therapy for that. if you're mutually monogamous, fucking her sister is cruel. I secretly hope you do ruin the marriage now so at least your wife can move on to someone who loves her back.
Sex life "used to" be good...but now you get 3 seconds at New Years?
She was probably just puffing to her sister in order to convince herself that she didn't make a mistake marrying you.
This is one of the, simultaneously, funniest and saddest comments I've read in a long time.