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You just want to bang someone new. How fucking unique you are. But right, it's partly your wife's fault for not being an exciting new conquest anymore.
And seriously, it's probably your breath. Older guys often have shit breath.
FUCK YOUR BROTHER IN LAW!!!!!
regardless, fucking that guy would still show em.
then, if they have any pets, you could fuck them too.
What's three inches long and isn't gonna get sucked again ever? Look down, bro.
What about a little communication? This is your WIFE, you should be able to talk about ANYTHING with her. Not getting the level of passion you want? Shit, there's a book or a class or a therapy for that. if you're mutually monogamous, fucking her sister is cruel. I secretly hope you do ruin the marriage now so at least your wife can move on to someone who loves her back.
Sex life "used to" be good...but now you get 3 seconds at New Years?
She was probably just puffing to her sister in order to convince herself that she didn't make a mistake marrying you.
This is one of the, simultaneously, funniest and saddest comments I've read in a long time.