I was 16 when you fed me and my friends acid for the first time. You were the 22-year-old dyke who I was playing house with. Still, you were enamored with my friend—a 15-year-old metalhead girl who was fat, hairy, smelly, and resembled a troll. You pined over her the whole time we were frying. But when I went to the bathroom, you followed me. You shoved my head into the sink, bending me over and pretending to buttfuck me while I gasped for air. You always wished you had a dick. What I've never said, you corrupt fuck, is thank you.