Columns Jul 10, 2013 at 4:00 am

Broke Up

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1
Wait, so you and a band broke up with a guy, told him the problem was him, then expected him to be not butthurt about that? And be willing to be friends with you after that?

Idiot.
2
Wow, the ovaries on this LW.

She's still rubbing salt in the guy's wounds over how they booted him from the band, still holding over his head the nice things she did (stuff friends are supposed to do), and is mystified why he'd hand her a "fuck you" instead of realizing what a great friend he's lost.

I'm assuming genders here but she/he 'feels' about right.
3
Also,are you 15?
4
What a fucked up tragedy, yes-no, love-hate, give-take, trust-betray; I guess we're all going to die alone huh Anonymous?
5
I think Im having a psychotic-moment just reading this!
6
I'm suspending judgment until I hear what exactly caused the band to boot him.
7
sssshhhhhuuuuuuuuutttttt uuuuuuup.
8
I'm guessing all girl band. Has every bad lesbian stereotype and then some in it.
9
I'm guessing all girl band. Has every bad lesbian stereotype and then some in it.

But seriously, you kicked the person out telling them they were the problem, and you want this person to be friends? You can’t understand why they told you to fuck off? Seriously?

Only women think this way.
10
To the misogynist assholes who are saying this must be an all-female band, I have one name to share with you. Axl Rose.
11
To the misogynist assholes who are saying this must be an all-female band, I have one name to share with you. Axl Rose.
You are aware that one of the biggest reasons Guns and Roses broke up was that Axl Rose came out of the closet as a dyke, right?
12
"But honestly, the rest of us were just breaking up with you. You've told us before that at least three other bands asked you to leave and then re-formed without you, but you acted so surprised when it happened again. Can't you take the hint?"

This suggests the band broke up but they never told the problem band member it was because no one could stand them anymore.
13
Gee, a flaky band member acts flaky? Wonders never cease.
14
Last thing. That stupid same set of shots of the model for Frank and Oaks keeps popping up for every frickin' article I read. Metrosexual wearing what looks to be a lifeguard tank top while holding a fedora with some barely there, "took weeks to grow cuz I am fifteen" facial hair. Their clothes look good, but my god, i would never wear them based on this obvious and cynical marketing to gay men just on principle alone.
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@14: Abercrombie & Fitch is an obvious and cynical marketing ploy to gay (white) men. F&O is just dress up time for hipsters transitioning into yuppiedom after the trust fund kicks in. But perhaps that's overly cynical of me.
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@14: the clothes look good but the model's sparse facial hair (and perhaps other unspecified metrosexual traits) make these clothes and the advertising "cynical"? Is this like an "ironic" Alanis Morrisette type definition of "cynical"? Could you first tell us what that word means to you? And then how it applies to this ad?
The model looked OK to me, except for all the hair product. But if straight guys with too much hair product is counts as metrosexual, then maybe that means I am cynically ironic.
I'd say the tank top is sorta gay, and the fedora is pretentious PNW straight guy hipster. Sort of an incoherent look, but I don't see the cynicism.
17
Chris Frantz.
18
Band breakups are the worst.
19
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21
Dumbest I anon ever. And assuming I anon is from Seattle it's way more likely this is a dude band, because of all the girlie shit in it. Duh.
22
WHY do guys in bands always behave as if they have chronically sandy vaginas? It's fucking tiresome.

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