You gotta get laid more IANON and stop hating on the love sick litterbugs.

HODOR!

At least they are using protection, IA.

Christ, have neither of you any sympathy for IA and his now spooge-breathed pup? Fuck! This one makes me crazy! Litterbugs are the worst, and this is the worst kind of garbage to chuck. IA, I will help you pound on their windows and interrupt their fun, hand them a bag and say "Pardon the coitus interruptus, but if you take your nasty used condoms with you when you leave, and I won't have to do this again. Otherwise, see you next time."
And BTW, what the fuck is wrong with dogs???

Now that I've vented, may I say the headline is freaking brilliant.

Likely a crack ho just makin some money- the CD is just a few blocks up the street after all - oh was that offensive?

Can you get your pet tested for std's?

If so, I'd suggest you do, Anon.

BTW...I hope we someday see an "I, Anonymous" column titled "The Babies Ate My Dingo".

Alaskan: I'd rather see a column titled, "The Dildos Ate My Baby!". Mwahahahahahaha.... that would be awesome sauce!

@3 (& @4) portland scribe: 3 for 3 this week alone! You are SO consecutively spot ON! Bravo!
This week's I, Anon headline truly is a winner.
Hmmmm.. how about "Castration Ate My Fetus Fanatics"?
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaawwww!!!

p.s. @3: Agreed! Your added BTW is one of many reasons why I'm more of a cat person, myself.

Or how about this-five pounds of your dog's feces chucked through their window when they roll it down.

I suspect this weeks whinner was too busy wathching their iphone rather than watching their Bingo, especially if they knew what to expect and where to expect it!

Seriously, I, Anon, you knew the spooge-filled party favor was likely to be there, and yet you walked right to it (probably to satisfy your own perverted desire to look at spooge-filled party favors) and *let* your leashed dog schnork it up? Maybe you should be paying more attention when you walk your spooge-loving dog?

I am generally in favor of and fully support car-based nookie in semi-secluded areas. That said, eeeeewwwww. Put your fucking-condom in a real garbage.

But seriously, IA, you knew about the potential for splooge-filled latex in that spot - wth? Watch Pookie a little closer.

And do NOT let him lick your mouth EVER again.

First World Problems.

@14. My dog is a mastermind at getting to cigarette butts no matter how vigilant I am. Please don't tell me you expect this person to change their walk for a couple of idiots. That's how we get Celebration, Florida. Ewwww.

A tenuous—at best—segue to people knocking up their dogs, but I've still totally got the Fall stuck in my head now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fagF6Pek…

Haha! Stupid dogs.

Classic I,Anon: both sides suck, and a hilarious headline!

Yeah, if only that one condom hadn't been there, dogs could be walked without a care in the world, because there's never anything else disgusting that they'll try to eat.

Is it a Cocker Spaniel?

Calling the cops on gross people throwing condoms out in public, sure. Threatening to have your dog maul them, creepy.

Fucking Seattlites and their dogs.

You know, if Rick Santorum turns out to be right about people eventually marrying their dogs, Seattle is where it'll start.

50-50 really. I mean, I know you can't always 100% control dogs, (despite what other non-dog owning people say about that), but wow, you also can't always control other people's coital interactions, either.

Glad I have never had a dog though.. That's nasty.

And I hope the dog's ok.

@26 Chandira: Agreed. Seriously, I'm with portland scribe @3, too----what IS it about dogs?

Because it would have fucking killed you to pick it up with a long stick and throw it in a trash bag. Life means occasionally dealing with other people's gross things. In this case, doing so would have meant not having to deal with an even grosser situation later. Doesn't seem like you learned anything though.

People with dogs are just as bad as people with kids, i swear. The entitlement. The righteous condemnation of people with fewer responsibilities.

Personally, i think the people who tossed the condom on the street are careless, filthy douchebags too. Not excusing them. If you're grown up enough to fuck, you're grown up enough to dispose of the goddamn evidence in a more discreet and sanitary way. Jesus Christ.