Dear God, how long must we suffer before David Schmader returns? Actually, this column wasn't as bad as previous Ann Romano columns, I even giggled at the description of Kim and Kanye's wedding. But, please, bring back David Schmader!
Our beloved David Schmader just lost his father so he needs a little time away from digesting the worlds sad/bad news. I'm sure we'll see him back again soon.
I'll try again next week.