Columns Nov 19, 2014 at 4:00 am

Meet Your HUMP! 2014 Winners!

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1
Yay! Glory Hole and Sunday were my favorites!
2
Glad to see my pick for best humor won. "World's best handjob" had me bent over laughing.
3
Awesome, Glory Hole deserved it.
4
'Glory Hole' was clearly going to win, hands, uh, down. That much was clear. And they deserve it!

I'm bummed that 'Tarnish' didn't get the Kink prize though, that was some seriously kinky stuff!
5
The Grocer was well executed but just another film about a white dude getting his jollies off in a wet fuck hole PER USUAL.
6
While we're on this topic - I only counted 3 POC in the entire festival!!!! I don't even have a list of the directors - but I am assuming all white.
7
Tarnish was awesome.
8
Does anyone have a clue what the name of the song playing in Sunday was!?



I've been agonizing over trying to find the track- it def added to the sensuality of the film.







def agreed Tarnish should've got some love- all great films tho!
9
@5: Yup, how was that even a kink? I guess "vegetable harem". Well executed and some cute makeup, but colon clowncar (or Tuesday?) Was more kinky, if shudderworthy.

While I'm kvetching, can we have less political figures as the "special item"?

10
I'm shocked Cinderfella didn't win anything. It was hilarious! Sunday looked good, but it had an absurd number of hipster cliches -- the characters held hands at a farmer's market before they fucked, for chrissakes. I just couldn't condone that sort of thing. I thought Just Fucking -- which featured three (or maybe four?) dudes going at it every which way -- was way hotter, I'm straight.
11
@5 - Maybe I'm just jaded, but I didn't see much that I considered kink. Certainly not The Grocer.



I don't remember whether I voted for Tuesday or Tarnish, but either one actually addressed a kink whereas The Grocer was just food-themed sex.
12
Kinda shocked Grocer won for kink - doesn't even seem in the neighborhood. Agree w/ @9, @10, @5, @4 that there were other better options - Tuesday was it for me. But otherwise my favs ruled!

Worlds best hand job "is... this... thing... on..." Died laughing.
13
I made the Grocer, and I agree, not much kink. That was a surprise for us all. Maybe next year we'll make an even kinkier film about a "white dude getting his jollies off in a wet fuck hole PER USUAL!"
14
I totally agree. I produced The Grocer and none of us thought any of the categories were even an option, especially not Kink. Still loved how it came out.

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