Columns Jan 14, 2015 at 4:00 am

I, Anonymous

Enjoy the Burritos, You Lazy-Ass Christian

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What? Christians being hypocritical douchebags?!

Well now I HAVE heard it all!
ctmcmull on January 14, 2015 at 7:31 AM Report this
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I don't normally read such dense prose. Would someone explain what this is about? A Christian ate a burrito that should have gone to someone more deserving?
Neveright on January 14, 2015 at 9:24 AM Report this
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People are giving food to an overweight "beggar-with-sign," but not the beggars around him. The Anon is commenting on that.
Callie on January 14, 2015 at 10:56 AM Report this
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Jealousy and passive aggressiveness. That's Seattle Hipsters for you...

Please have another Craft Martini, and move on....
Arthur Zifferelli on January 14, 2015 at 4:04 PM Report this
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@4 Please enjoy your hipster PBR in that hot Kirkland club with all the hot chicks instead of wasting time west of the lake.
maddogm13 on January 14, 2015 at 6:00 PM Report this
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He was trusted to deliver burritos to the needy but he ate a couple himself.
wingfold on January 15, 2015 at 8:04 PM Report this
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Christianity is based on the idea of charity: feeding the needy and poor and giving them shelter. But its so much more satisfying to tell other people they're going to hell, isn't it?
montex on January 15, 2015 at 8:46 PM Report this
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God will PROVIDE! Well, if not god then someone else. Same thing.
sparkydive on January 15, 2015 at 9:14 PM Report this
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He should ask for a "buttrido" next time because he's clearly an asshole.
MacGruber on January 16, 2015 at 1:21 AM Report this
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"buttrito" that is . . .
MacGruber on January 16, 2015 at 1:33 AM Report this
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That guy annoys me too.
Chandira on January 16, 2015 at 3:57 PM Report this
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Bigotry is showing its ugly head here.
BI Islander on January 17, 2015 at 11:33 AM Report this
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“Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer.”
andreGi4NT on January 19, 2015 at 2:45 PM Report this
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I wonder if you just couldn't wait to run home and send this in or if you actually had the courage to say something to him? This "bit" always makes me sad because you passive aggressive wielders of justice and might hide behind your keyboard instead of actually saying anything.

Do you know why he's out there? Did you talk to him? Did you try to understand who he was and why he was there? Or did you just walk by and scoff and think that you were better than another human being?

ben2011 on January 19, 2015 at 3:32 PM Report this
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Ugh, fat-shaming and ableism rear their ugly heads yet again. Check your privilege shitlord.
William F. Fuckley on January 19, 2015 at 4:36 PM Report this
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I'm assuming this is the guy who holds up signs outside Chipotle downtown, he's probably not really fit for gainful employment.

And I doubt he's making enough money to afford rent or anything else, so who cares. If a bunch of Seattle Christians want to feed him, at least his shtick isn't obvious hate or Mars Hill.
undead ayn rand on January 19, 2015 at 4:51 PM Report this
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The writer is upset that people are giving free food to the street corner preacher instead of the other homeless people around him. Hmmm...what to do?...Chipotle nearby, hungry homeless people around...angry that no one is feeding them...what to do?...I know! I'll run home and write a letter to the Stranger about it!
RainMan on January 19, 2015 at 5:28 PM Report this
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http://xkcd.com/774/
Christampa on January 20, 2015 at 4:54 AM Report this
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Ah, yes. Fat bashing. Still considered acceptable, even by this progressive rag. Bigotry is bigotry.
lifeisgood on January 20, 2015 at 8:06 AM Report this
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I dunno, sounds like Anonymous might spare a burrito for the broken men and women before getting mad at others for not doing so?
RDM on January 20, 2015 at 8:34 AM Report this
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GOD HATES SALADS.... Gold, Weissman!
portland scribe on February 3, 2015 at 4:08 PM Report this

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