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1
Please tell me this is supposed to be satire. Please. If SLOG actually starts doing this, then its the final nail.
ourkind on March 28, 2015 at 3:04 PM Report this
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FUCK. THIS.
thisiserika on March 28, 2015 at 3:32 PM Report this
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It burns.
RVPMB on March 28, 2015 at 3:40 PM Report this
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Dan, WWAD? ( What Would Andrew Do?)
Christopher J on March 28, 2015 at 4:06 PM Report this
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You need ads, I get it. But this is just utterly stupid. Did the idiot that wrote this honestly think it would get anyone to go buy their product? I like apple juice. This mess turned me off it.
mike in oly on March 28, 2015 at 4:48 PM Report this
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At least we still have Seattlish.
yelahneb on March 28, 2015 at 5:28 PM Report this
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Relax, new columnist! I love apple juice! I just don't like Tree Top.
UncleVinny on March 28, 2015 at 5:48 PM Report this
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What is clickbait?

This should be the question posted numerous times a day on multiple Slog posts.
libertine on March 28, 2015 at 10:48 PM Report this
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Mmmm! Apple juice! And Xanax
pat L on March 29, 2015 at 8:28 AM Report this
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No.
Eckstein on March 29, 2015 at 8:32 AM Report this
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So .... Slog is the pimp, apple juice is the hooker and we're the johns? Is that how this works?
originalcinner on March 29, 2015 at 9:33 AM Report this
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Cmon guys- this is obviously more unfunny writing of a "joke" column. Their ads are hidden in plain sight.

Ps- can't wait for The Sauce!
UberAlles on March 29, 2015 at 10:40 AM Report this
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Bring back Rob McKenna and his marmalade. Now that was some funny stuff. Can't Ted Cruz write a column? Or Cathy "I hate Obamacare" McMorris Rogers?
originalcinner on March 29, 2015 at 10:54 AM Report this
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single tear
Michael of the Green on March 30, 2015 at 8:34 AM Report this
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I don't get it... Is this satire, or "hip" advertisement? Seems like a waste of digital space either way.
glassplanet on March 30, 2015 at 8:44 AM Report this
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Its official. The Stranger is all about the bottom line now. This was probably in the works for awhile considering all the talent jumping shit over the last year or so....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_F5GxCw…
wolfzephyr on March 30, 2015 at 1:01 PM Report this
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@16 I understand it's probably a typo, but I choose to believe that you think the idiom is actually "jumping shit." And I love it.
pemulis on March 30, 2015 at 4:48 PM Report this

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