Coming soon on a TV screen near you: Kirk Cameron's "Saving Easter"!
In which he explains the "Christian" origins of eggs and egg hunts and egg rolls (not the Asian kind), bunnies, duckies and chickies, Peeps, and ham.
Actually, the last one makes a bit of sense from his warped religious view: Once the Jewish Jesus died and was resurrected, he was no longer a Jew and . . . we can eat ham! In celebration! Praise Jesus!

I would totally watch that, @1. Hummpy needs to explain how bunnies can lay those Cadbury Chocolate eggs. With photos and x-rays.

I must have been out of the room when Wm.(tm) lost his trademark case in court? Wha' hoppen?