I'd rather be honest than politically correct any day! Just like The Ducks, I hear now they're going to add an extra person to the tours now so the driver can be attentive to the road. Great! Now whether vehicle maintenance is improved and broken axels are fixed in the future - well that will be anyones guess.

Oh, boo-hoo. How about you post the ACTUAL exchange rather than being passive-aggressive about it. More than likely this was just a pea under your mattress, princess. Harden the fuck up.

OK, hitting rock bottom here for I, Anan... I'm going to have to do it: I'm going to have to whip out the big bag of COCAIN and crack a few 40's of MALT LIQUOR...

Hey, Arthur Z. is back.

@1: Yeah, imagine how many more people would have been killed or injured if the Ducks had chosen political rectitude over honesty. Or what is it you're saying, exactly?

So what lens was it? Can't tell us because the focal length was THAT embarrassing? God, I bet it was a Bauer.

Is this really worth the space? Surely you could have made something up better than this....very disappointed in the effort.

These snippets are brilliant when they pick up on a universally irritating issue. The duck tours raise enormous amounts of money for our city. A "snarky" bicycle rider expresses a half-hearted sentiment that he/she later regrets This is not compelling because there is no real reason to get worked up or even feel anything for either party. Nice try, though.

The quality of the I, Anon's has precipitously nose dived into stupidity recently.

There could be two reasons for this:

1: The Stranger just isn't getting good stuff
2: The Stranger, after FIREING all the decent writers, apparently the current crop does not know how to write a decent I, Anon...

Oh, c'mon friends. This was fine. It was bugging anon, they got it off their chest. I hope the photographer sees it.

The last few nights when I could not get to sleep, I read this column and passed out.