I work as a server at a well-known seafood restaurant, and this might cost me my job, but it will be worth it if you read this. Tonight I had the pleasure of waiting on your table for more than two hours, during which you racked up a $300 tab. Bottles of wine, appetizers, salads, entrĂŠes, desserts. Several items were comped for you, and you left fat and happyâbusiness as usual⌠Except for the fact that you didnât leave a tip. Which means I had the distinct pleasure of PAYING for your company. Also, no, I donât make $15 an hour as a waiter, and even if I did, your pleasant evening out would have cost me an hour of work. Thanks for the verbal gratuity. Go fuck yourself. And I guess Iâll start looking for a new job.
âAnonymous
