I'm sorry, that last letter, in particular, just doesn't sound true without a sprinkling blaming tenants as being the voters passing levies, rental inspection laws, and other property tax increases.
I hate to pop your bubble @3, but cockroaches, rats, black mold, broken appliances and potentially lethal electrical code violations in just one of notorious #Slumlord Carl Haglund's buildings aren't very subtle.
Try subtlety next time. It goes a far way when attempting humor.