"Jesus Christ died for your sins but all I got was a fucking cup of coffee, you selfish asshole.

What would Jesus brew?

Would the blood of crucified Jesus dripping from his foot into a Keurig K-cup 2.0 be considered profane?

Already done, thanks Oatmeal: http://imgur.com/qlJB33D

Can I draw a Mohammad cup instead?

Cool theme, and even cooler reward!

The rules are not very well defined though, from a creative standpoint. Does the graphic have to fit within the circle like the original design, or can it (theoretically) go all the way around the cup like Starbucks used to do? Is the header graphic basically the whole canvas? Any limit to the number of colors, or other printer limitations to consider?

I never thought I'd read the words, "No overtly profane words or images" in The Stranger. Or are you being ironic?

@Call me Scott Hell, I'm Christian, and if someone made your design happen I'd buy an ubber -monster-super-palazzo-grande ( or whatever the fuck they call the large) of their swill just to own the cup.

Christians hate the term "Happy Holidays" because Christians can't be "Merry" unless all other religions are "Unhappy."