Excuse me. Are you going to eat that watermelon? The Stranger

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Thank you. I like...
2
This column always makes me feel better.
Thank you
3
The new feature is creepy and stalker like. Check yourselves.
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Love this column. One of my favorite things to read here.
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Bravo on that last one...
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I like to try and guess the identities of the Stranger staffers who wrote the various entries. This time around, I am only reasonably sure about two (and one might wrong).

"DO NOT TOUCH" (TOUCH) - Dan Savage, who likes to visit the Fremont Vintage Mall

YOUR CUSTOM IS CHERISHED - Heidi Groover, who gave herself away with her coverage of the bullshit "Neighborhood Safety Alliance" meeting last week.
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That geologists shirt is missing the most obvious reason:
Geologists have the best cleavage!
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@6: If "Men Will Pee on Anything" was written by anyone other than Charles, I'll eat that watermelon.

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