As someone with a decent pair of roast beef curtains, I can sympathize with how lots of underwear (and yoga pants) create a rather uncomfortable camel toe. Has the writer considered a SmoothGroove cup? It was meant to eliminate the fashion faux pas of the camel toe, not the discomfort, but it works for both purposes.
I thought a vulva was a kind of car. try using a potato, but make sure it's in the front, not back.
Another idea is see if you can find a jockstrap and make some adjustments, or loose fitting depends with an additional plastic outer panty. I assume you've already checked the Big and Wide store, or I, Giantess, down in Renton. Hope I was helpful! Gotta go make a few more mil tonight. Bye!
I feel for you. The makers of women's clothing get all sorts of things wrong. I mean if a woman is petite (short), don't you think it would make sense that not only are her legs short but that perhaps she might be short waisted as well and could do with a shorter inseam?! You would think that would be common sense, yet I keep finding "petite" jeans with waistbands that come up to my ribcage!
@2 and @12 - big/fat pussies do not mean that the person is also fat. The two are not mutually exclusive. Those stores only sell for larger sizes. How about a small woman with a fat pussy? You do know that's a thing, right? Also, if the large clit and labia hang outside of the vulva, it's more likely she's very small.
@8: Beef curtains? I've always heard roast beef. I assumed it meant they resemble deli cold cuts spilling out from between the buns of a sub. While they are a little more generous than average, I'm not packing a full skirt steak in my panties.
@13: I think the idea is that her bits are so big she needs a big lace bag rather than panties. Illustrator needs to brush up on perspective so it makes visual sense.
I run a small underwear company out of Olympia called Fruit of the Womb. We specialize in feminist lingerie of all sizes, and $3 of every sale is donated to Planned Parenthood. I would love to make panties for you that won't just fit, they'll look amazing! Message me on Etsy www.etsy.com/shop/FruitoftheWombUndies or Instagram: @fruitofthewombundies
To add to Fruit of the Womb (great idea for a business, by the way) you would also find fabulous sewing skills from whomever makes custom made bikinis or the suits that fitness and bodybuilders use for their contests. My daughter (in another state and seriously not handy, sorry) is so good at it that when her three year old needs panties and they're too busy to run upstairs to get clothes (three year olds love nudity) she just whips out a custom pair on the spot. Those kinds of seamstresses also sew on some lovely textures of fabric. Good luck!
Doctor: Then don't wear that style of underwear.
@7: it's just "beef curtains".
Another idea is see if you can find a jockstrap and make some adjustments, or loose fitting depends with an additional plastic outer panty. I assume you've already checked the Big and Wide store, or I, Giantess, down in Renton. Hope I was helpful! Gotta go make a few more mil tonight. Bye!
I'm now googling "smooth cup."
<3 Sarah
Vegan "I can't. I don't eat meat."
It's ok you're rolling your eyes. It was meant for the eye rolling audience.