Pretentious children at play.

In the future, please offer to help people who have fallen down rather making a mental note to publically humiliate them later.

Oh. God. That giant fucking puddle on 10th Ave E. It swells into a foot deep festering lake every winter. It has for decade. Not to mention the overgrown shrubs that choke out the sidewalk there. It makes passage on 10th Ave E nearly impossible - particularly when there was construction on the other side of the street.

Dear the irresponsible dick-wad home owners that live there with your giant untrimmed hedges and broken sidewalk: Put in a god damned drain, you assholes!

Love that last one. I like this column. Not for everyone, I suppose.
@innocent bystander, how bout you just stop reading and leave it for those who enjoy it?

you showed up to Victrola espresso on 15th with a notepad and sat down, appearing to point your phone at me. You looked at me and laughed but when I stared into your eyes, that smile evaporated. a few minutes later, you began snapping pictures of me, then laughed with the barista. What I dont get is how the hell did you hear my entire phone conversation?