Oh, Phillip! All of those big words. You're already a delightful writer and a true patriot. Why fish sticks every Friday? Blame the influence of the Roman Catholic Church. Back in the day, it was popular Catholics to not eat meat one day of the week, but fish was okay. Hence, always fish on Fridays. (There were way more Catholics back then than now.) I hope to hear more from your pen. Never let your voice be stifled!

Hey, my Alam Mater!

The poor kid writes like - and even kinda looks like - Glenn Beck. Learn to fight, or you're going to have a rough few years ahead of you, Phillip.

^Seriously?

Oh my. One usually has to wait until hair loss, erectile dysfunction and a third ex-wife have occurred to get a white man that worked up over stupid things.

this seems to be satire written by an adult. How annoying. If I wanted to read pure satire I'd go read the onion. :/