Sexy Midterm Election Anxiety
Sexy Bird E-Scooter
Sexy Angry Miniature Horse
Sexy Climate Change
Sexy Ex's Costume from Last Year (come get your stuff, Seth!)
Sexy Saudi Bone Saw
Sexy Self-Checkout Machine at QFC
Sexy Couch (achieved by taping couch cushions to your front and back)
Sexy Staph Infection
Sexy Commuter Who Gets Held Up by a Slow-Moving Train in Sodo Every Goddamn Time
Sexy Jenny Durkan's Dog
Sexy Steve Bannon (see also: Sexy Rotten Pineapple)
Sexy Hacker Stealing Your Facebook Data
Sexy Fashioning a Toga Out of Half-Empty Tortilla Chip Bags
Sexy Paul Allen's Corpse
Sexy Guy from College "Just Checking In" to Make Sure He Didn't Sexually Assault You That One Time
Sexy iMessage Text Bubble with Three Dots to Show That Someone Is Typing
Sexy Amazon Warehouse Working Conditions