Nobody loves smug liberals.

Best and most accurate thing I have read all year 😂

If people's complaints and observations irk you, you may not have been making use of your scrutiny and problem solving abilities.

Really scraping the bottom for content- please cut yourself on all that edge, jfc.

Welcome back

I woulda responded to "Everyone in Seattle is passive-aggressive," with "I'm sorry that people don't feel they can be direct around you." Gotta fight fire with fire.

Unwelcome transplant jerk-off material: ACHIEVED.