Drunk of the Week

The Whiskey River Runneth

Comments

1
Oh, God, it's Roscoe Pee Cold Train!!!
2
fucking hula hoop...it'll get you every time.

fuck you hula hoop you bastard!
3
It's precum.
4
Gotta burn that couch.
5
dude that couch has been at every walk of shame moment ever
6
I'd like to say I also think that couch should be burned.

Then, hey, great big thanks to EVERYBODY for writing such f-ing A+ limericks in last weeks column. By popular vote on LINEOUT: "Skip" was voted #1. Congrats! You just won a brand new pair of Depends!