Drunk of the Week

Chicken and Hamm's

Comments

1
Doesn't that comb and wattle sic equal a rooster, cock.
2
#1: No.
3
@1, have you ever seen a chicken before? I mean, not on your plate? That is a hen.
4
What next--Green eggs and Hamm's?
5
"Your going to put that can where???!!! BAAWWKK BAAWWKK!!!"
6
The way to tell the difference is that roosters only drink whiskey.
7
well A) that is either a mighty young barred plymouth rock hen or some kind of bantam with a cuckoo coloration and B) giving a bird of ANY size, let alone one that small, a substance as toxic as alcohol is reprehensible and should be considered animal cruelty.
8
Ditto to #7. You're sandblasting their tiny livers.
9
Nobody is giving the chickens beer, it's just a photo op.
10
Re: #9; Until the author, who identifies Delta Dawn as "the beer drinking chicken", says as much, I must assume that the beer drinking chicken drinks beer, and cannot assume that it is just a "photo op".
11
Surely the chicken cordon bleu joke would come off better with PBR.

(Also, what you can't see is that the hen definitely isn't drinking the beer - its beak has been glued shut and welded to the can).
12
Surely the chicken cordon bleu joke would come off better with PBR.

(Also, what you can't see is that the hen definitely isn't drinking the beer - its beak has been glued shut and welded to the can).
13
Having come from an quasi-agricultural background, I can say without guilt or remorse that I hate chickens.

I like eggs (except for the gathering part) and I like to eat chicken, but the animal itself leaves me cold. Especially Roosters. I really, really hate roosters.

So do whatever you want to them. just be sure to call me when it's time for dinner.
14
@ 7 / 10

On the animal cruelty front I would have to say feeding chickens beer is far from our greatest concern. We feed them growth hormones until their underdeveloped legs crush beneath the weight of their bloated bodies. And then we slaughter them by the millions.

Toxic or not, I'd prefer the beer.

If you are a vegetarian, then I retract my judgment and congratulate your humanity. It just drives me nuts when non-vegetarians try to champion petty animal rights issues that pale in comparison to the meat industry. IE . . . *Gasp* wind energy is horrible because a wind turbine kills 8 birds a year! . . . . well so does the average house cat, and you eat dozens yourself, so lets not find a conscience when it comes to saving the planet (and, coincidentally, all the birds that don't fly into turbines or end up eaten by you or your cat).
15
hamm's...the beer refreshing. HAMM's!
16
RE: #10 you are an idiot and should be put down at the nearest animal shelter.