Drunk of the Week

A Seattle Seahawks Drunk Poetry Contest

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1
There once was a trio of 3's
So happy they were down on their knees
Out cheering the Hawks
and walking their talks
Even their buns got a squeeze!
2
Don't mess with the 12th Fans!! GO, SEAHAWKS!!!
3
O-o-o-okay. Sorry I misread your poetry contest entry rules, Kelly O.

A Haiku it is, then:



A trio of 3's

Happily down on their knees

Enjoying the breeze.
4
hawks hawks hawks hawks hawks



hawks hawks hawks hawks hawks hawks hawks



hawks hawks hawks hawks (pukes)
5
I am fed up with
Endless references to things
I don't understand.
6
Here's a gory kind,
story bout a big ol' freak,
Girl's a Bremelo.
7
Suck it Kelly O

You sad inglorious ho

You make my puke flow



This was written in ctmcmull's honor.
8
Give each team a ball:

They won't have to fight over

one - everyone wins!
9
Football what the fuck?




It's just a big waste of time




12th man is a sham
10
Seahawks this weekend

This is never going to end

I will ignore them
11
football fantasy:
Marshawn calls me for advice
I AM the twelfth man.
12
I miss you, Golden
Baldwin is pedestrian
Why'd you fuck my wife?
13
I remember when
Capitol Hill was free from
Football. Go 'way bro.
14
Seahawks season done,
can't win shit with three losses.
Sounders hoist the Shield.
15
the hawks really suck
they'll finish seven and nine
you heard it here first
16
Man I really hope

I bone one of these Hawks girls

Beard's getting itchy
17
Haikus are not art.

Just counting is not a gift.

I'm sorry, Japan.



Spend civic money

For civic pride. When the 'hawks lose

I want a refund.
18
Haikus must be short
The form forces brevity
Suck a dick, twitter.
19
It's a double loss
Hawks didn't beat the point spread
Now they're 3 and 3
20
Emphasis patrol
members grin knowingly;
"SEA" "...HAWKS" shouts a bro
21
This town loves the hawks

Through the winter and summer

No one ever shuts up
22
Every new season

gives 12th man reasons to cheer

from the heart, Go Hawks!
23
Obsessively proud
Garbed in garish blue and green
Rage against the gloom
24
It's a false divide.

We're all fans of something, no?

Let's just drink our beer.
25
Woo woo woo woo woo

The shrill cry of victory

Puke stained sidewalks, yum
26
Who needs the players


only cheer for the 12's


Hawk fans
27
There is nothing more annoying



Than unaffected insecure morons



Who make a big deal about not liking sports.
28
Not gonna repeat



Delusional Seattle



Fans can go cry now
29
Our offensive line


Must like to watch Russell run


They just miss their blocks
30
Remember the Hawks


Are owned by a billionaire


He gets your money
31
In honor of your



past pop warner achievements



make some fucking noise!
32
Fuck The fucking Seahawks.