The pizza-eating competition was SO CLOSE on Saturday at El Corazón. I still think this lady (in photo, left) won—actually chewing most of her slices. She powered her greasy cheese pie down like a boss! Forest (right) was alternately wearing slices on top of his head and then soaking smaller pieces in beer before slurping 'em down. Right before Forest won, he also poured a whole bottle of beer on his head. This turned what was left on the table to goo. Then the "REAL" Drunk of the Week entered the room. She picked up one of the leftover slices and jammed it in her mouth, exclaiming, "Can't let good food go to waste!" I don't think, as she barfed it back up, she had realized that it was soaking wet with warm beer. Blorp! Pizza Fest 4-EVER!!!