Kelly O

1. Don't even THINK about trying to use your ATM card to get into the beer garden because you forgot your photo ID. You're insulting security and you're holding up the damn line.

2. Don't try to smuggle in liquor. You're holding up the line (again!).

3. Do go to neighboring bars like Mecca, Solo, and the 5 Point and do a bunch of booze shots.

4. Don't do shots before heading to any comedy stage, especially not whiskey shots. Whiskey is "talk soup," aka HECKLE JUICE.

5. Do wear something crazy. It'll help you meet people. Don't wear something crazy just so you can juggle your imaginary balls. No one likes a show-off (or imaginary balls). recommended