Kelly O

Me: "Why do you have toilet paper on your head? And why are you wearing an orange stuffed into some panty hose around your neck?" Devin: "It's a grapefruit! We just played a testicle-themed racing game for Maria's bachelorette party. We hung a grapefruit between our legs with panty hose and launched a second grapefruit across the street without using our hands... Y'know what I'm sayin'?" Me: "Huh. Wait, what?" Devin: "I won! And I kept the grapefruit for karaoke!" Me: "Well played!" recommended