Holy cow, there were some funny people drinking at the bar at Bimbo's last Saturday! This guy was visiting from Cleveland, Ohio. He told me this before he attempted to do a cartwheel over a bar stool and landed on his head. You ever notice that when you've got enough booze in you, you can't really get hurt? If there were a Drunk Olympics, this guy would have taken home some championship silver! Instead, he gets this souvenir photo—I kinda hope he cuts it out of the paper and tapes it to his fridge.