Remember that British comedy show The Mighty Boosh and its super-weird character "Old Gregg"? Old Gregg was a "scaly man-fish" with green skin, seaweed hair, and female genitalia he called his "mangina." Gregg asked a fisherman: "You ever drunk Baileys from a shoe? You wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?" It's the strangest and funniest thing ever on TV. Which brings me to the photo above. Did a hairy werewolf-man once pour a straight shot of vodka into an empty Pedigree dog food can? And then did I drink it? The answer is YES. You wanna know why I drank it? Because it was funny. NO REGRETS—none! I'm Old Kellllly!