Have you played Presidents and Assholes? It's a card game that's a boozier version of Dai Hinmin—the Japanese game in which each person races to be the first to get rid of all their cards in order to become the winner or "president" in the following round. The president gets to make rules for the other players. When you play with my family, and my mom is the prez, she makes rules like "Wear a pair of granny-panty underwear," like my cousin Kris is modeling above. Kris was lucky—he got to wear them over his clothes. I had to wear the same pair on my head for an entire round. Love you, Mom!