Columns Feb 26, 2009 at 4:00 am

I, Anonymous

Pretty Uppity for a Come-Dumpster

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i never know who's worse.. the subject or the "whore"-dropping monster who hates her...
on February 25, 2009 at 1:16 PM Report this
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Are they talking about DJ Danger?
on February 25, 2009 at 2:01 PM Report this
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anonymous is from olympia, isn't she?
on February 25, 2009 at 3:00 PM Report this
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Can you introduce me to this chick, she sounds like just my type!
on February 25, 2009 at 3:16 PM Report this
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All else aside, Steve Weissman's illustration is one of the coolest things I've seen in a while.
on February 25, 2009 at 3:21 PM Report this
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grandma?
on February 25, 2009 at 3:22 PM Report this
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!!
on February 25, 2009 at 5:03 PM Report this
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ew.
on February 25, 2009 at 5:20 PM Report this
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Not to be a stickler for the details, but shouldn't it be "cum" in the title, not "come"?

Also eeeew.
on February 25, 2009 at 6:28 PM Report this
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"Come" is the correct spelling when you are over the age of 17.
on February 25, 2009 at 7:12 PM Report this
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I'll be friends with her! She sounds fun and interesting....not like she has a stick up her ass like whoever wrote this.
on February 26, 2009 at 12:09 AM Report this
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Why did you introduce this skank to your older brother? And why were you friends with her to begin with if you are not so skanky? Or are you an admitted skank and you just don't like your super skank friend putting on airs that she isn't.
on February 26, 2009 at 3:01 AM Report this
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I'd hit it.
on February 26, 2009 at 8:14 AM Report this
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I need a name and number for this bitch. I'd cum on her face any day.
on February 26, 2009 at 8:56 AM Report this
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as the chorus shouts: "what a whore!"
on February 26, 2009 at 10:24 AM Report this
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Sounds like a train's getting ready to run. Count me in!
on February 26, 2009 at 10:48 AM Report this
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Ha ha. Who ever wrote this stuck around long enough to hear about ALL this stuff? Wow. I'd a been out after she showed her grandparents her nipples. What does this even mean? WHat?!!!! What did I just read?
on February 26, 2009 at 1:09 PM Report this
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guessing the author is a fat bartender in fremont and the dumpster is an ex-heroin addict from olympia. just guessing...
on February 26, 2009 at 2:24 PM Report this
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Deja vu.
on February 26, 2009 at 2:40 PM Report this
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I feel remarkably well-adjusted now. Thank you.
on February 26, 2009 at 5:16 PM Report this
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What a whiner, why would you hang out with this come-dumpster to begin with. Unless..unless it was her mom.
on February 26, 2009 at 6:57 PM Report this
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What the fuck is wrong with you. If this girl is such a fucking whore, a drain on your delicate fucking sensibilities. A needy self serving come dumpster of a human being then don't fucking hang out with her! Just say "Go fuck yourself!" When she tries to regale you with her tails of flashing her grandparents and fucking old inmates. Either that or just hand her the business card of a decent shrink and walk the fuck away.
on February 26, 2009 at 9:43 PM Report this
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A two-door car? Eeew, how white trash!
on February 26, 2009 at 10:27 PM Report this
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So where does this horrible, whorish mess hang out so that I may chastise her and show her the error of her ways. And do you have a pic?
on February 26, 2009 at 11:16 PM Report this
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Sigh. I used to fuck girls like this before I got married.
on February 27, 2009 at 10:42 AM Report this
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Nobody spells it "come." Aside from sex-ed books telling you all about the new slang words you might hear in middle school.
on February 27, 2009 at 7:35 PM Report this
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Hey, dat's my grand-daughter you talking 'bout, you uppity skank. Who's to say I don' like her flashin me her udders?
on February 27, 2009 at 9:51 PM Report this
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Come Dumpster is my favorite phrase ever.
on February 28, 2009 at 1:05 AM Report this
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"Cum" is the correct spelling when you're talking about spooge.
on February 28, 2009 at 11:21 AM Report this
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bla bla?
on February 28, 2009 at 1:16 PM Report this
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Um, I guess the subject sounds like kind of an annoyance, but I can't help but wonder how much of the description is coloured by the author's clearly misogynist worldview.
on February 28, 2009 at 4:59 PM Report this
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i would poke her third eye with my levi python to leave a creamy pie delight for her to squat and quaff. yum yum yum yum!
on February 28, 2009 at 9:37 PM Report this
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i certainly hope cum dumpster is putting her proclivities and talents to lucrative usein the adult film industry. other wise....what a waste.
on March 1, 2009 at 12:32 PM Report this
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I think I'm in love....
on March 1, 2009 at 12:58 PM Report this
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I don't know how rigorous The Stranger is about AP style compliance, but "cum" violates newspaper style guidelines.

Anonymous needs to either point Ms. Dumpster (if you're nasty) to help or live and let live.
on March 1, 2009 at 5:00 PM Report this
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"come" is obsolete. a google search for "come all over her tits" gets just 651 results; "cum all over her tits" gets over 22,000.
on March 2, 2009 at 9:52 AM Report this
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She doesn't sound all that bad. I mean at least you know you're gonna get some.
on March 2, 2009 at 11:12 AM Report this
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I think it's 'come' as a verb (ex: I'm about to come) or 'cum' as a noun (ex: I hate having cum in my mouth)...if that helps any.
on March 2, 2009 at 9:28 PM Report this
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Thank you, TVdinner--I feel remarkable well-adjusted, too!
on March 2, 2009 at 11:39 PM Report this
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I feel remarkably well-adjusted now, too. Thank you, TVdinner.
on March 3, 2009 at 12:08 AM Report this
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I didn't know you knew Nicki
on March 3, 2009 at 7:17 AM Report this
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When I was copyediting for "adult" material, the rule was that "cum" is the noun" and "come" is the verb. Not according to the Chicago Manual or Hoyle, but it does seem to be common usage, which is 8/10 of the law.
on March 3, 2009 at 9:59 AM Report this
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WOW my ex finally makes it on I anon. Much better I anon keep going this direction. EAT MEAT
on March 3, 2009 at 10:42 AM Report this
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..and also when yur talking bout my breakfast, "cum" that is :)
on March 3, 2009 at 7:33 PM Report this
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HA! I was thinking the same thing SR. Where does this girl hang out or can I get an intro?
on March 5, 2009 at 3:13 AM Report this
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CUM IS PR0N-INDUSTRY STANDARD. FORMAL PROTEST FILED.
on March 5, 2009 at 11:59 AM Report this
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Everyone is on his / her own journey and everyone will arrive eventually, even Dumpster girl. Personally, I'd rather arrive without crabs and gonorrhea, but that's just me.
on March 5, 2009 at 11:01 PM Report this
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I'll Trade for my closet c. d. that doesn't fantasize, have erotic dreams, won't play act
sex , doesn't ever initiate sex
hates getting oral sex because
of previous experience, told me
that only her husband and i were getting her sex favors.
BUT found out she was swinging with hubby, going on cruises with girlfriend screwing the
waiters, with the idea that it
would be the most memorable event in the lowlife's existance
screwing a goddess that he could never hope to in his wildest dreams accomplish - and she would give him her very best that she never gave me or her husband - she was that Goddess for the waiter he would remember all the rest of his life -she
OWNED HIS THOUGHTS FOREVER.

COMPLETE POWER THAT SHE she could not have with hubby or me.

I'll take the cumdumpster
on March 6, 2009 at 2:13 AM Report this
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that you jill?
on March 6, 2009 at 2:29 AM Report this
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How do you know my mom?
on March 7, 2009 at 8:44 PM Report this
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no-one deserves to be called a cum-dumpster
on March 11, 2009 at 10:12 PM Report this

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