Being the kind of person who feels the need to write "FIRST COMMENT" in comment threads is embarrassing enough, but when that comment that you took the time to put in all caps is actually THIRD? Yikes.
Meanwhile there are tons of decent, hardworking people without addictions looking for work and your company picks this loser? Let me guess - she was willing to work for less and you were trying to get someone on the cheap. Or maybe she had a personal friend at the company and your nepotism friendly company just couldn't take a chance on someone without connections. I hope you, your boss and your entire HR department feel really stupid because you deserve it.
So are you hiring now?
l don't have a boyfriend; my mom's healthy as a horse; my cat is healthy as well; l probably won't be having kids in this lifetime (by choice and timing); l'm not getting pregnant anytime soon; l don't drive; my grandma's a mean racist; l don't have a sister, and my brother's ten years old and in another country.
I fucking hate sociopaths. Why does everyone always believe their bullshit? Scrutinize a little better, people, or else these fuckers will guiltlessly shit all over you.
I didn't get the illustration. Then I read the article, thinking maybe it would flesh things out a bit, but it didn't, really. After reading these comments I think I understand, but I'm left wondering why I bothered. So, an employee of yours yanked your chain and you fell for it? Well, what of it?
This happened at my place of work. The meth addict was the sister of the office manager AND she came cheap (that's for you, #12). She got away with all of the tardiness and no call/no shows because she was the sister of the office manager.
She ended up quitting because she felt she didn't get enough respect and, just like the meth addict in this column, told unemployment that she was harassed.
She ended up with a few of those little known albeit very common meth aneurysms and is currently living off of State assistance, food stamps, and I know not what else.
P.S. Her replacement manages to do even less than she did.
uh, @12, chill. sometimes people can put shit over on you. your lack of employability or whatever the fuck your issue is isn't the fault of meth addicts. i'm a cynic, but jesus. chill the fuck out. only a psycho could make this about how stupid corporate america is. (not that i disagree with that point)
on topic, this is one of the best fucking IA's i've read in a very long time.
unfortunately this sounds like me 5 years ago. luckily i had an epiphany on psychedelics (mushrooms) sorted things out, and havent touched the shit since.. hope the girl gets help
"but I couldn't shake that feeling in the pit of my stomach that something just wasn't quite right" - Oh, but you IGNORED it and hired her despite your intuition because she had nice tits, a shaved pussy, sucked you off under your desk, let you blow on her face....whatever dude, you fucked up.
Being the kind of person who feels the need to write "FIRST COMMENT" in comment threads is embarrassing enough, but when that comment that you took the time to put in all caps is actually THIRD? Yikes.
What's her secret? Does she actually smoke the pipe with her cunt?
l don't have a boyfriend; my mom's healthy as a horse; my cat is healthy as well; l probably won't be having kids in this lifetime (by choice and timing); l'm not getting pregnant anytime soon; l don't drive; my grandma's a mean racist; l don't have a sister, and my brother's ten years old and in another country.
Oh, also, l don't smoke meth.
It happens all the time, grow some skin already.
I like the illustrator, but at first glance I always get a little extra excited because I think it's Forney. Oops.
She ended up quitting because she felt she didn't get enough respect and, just like the meth addict in this column, told unemployment that she was harassed.
She ended up with a few of those little known albeit very common meth aneurysms and is currently living off of State assistance, food stamps, and I know not what else.
P.S. Her replacement manages to do even less than she did.
on topic, this is one of the best fucking IA's i've read in a very long time.
The sister, albeit made up, was the one person who cut her (the employee) out of her life, and therefore saw the truth.