I, Anonymous

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wondergus on April 7, 2010 at 11:07 AM

Who'd you hear about the good-bye from behind-the-shack from? Sounds to me like she was only being courteous to the first person she met back there.

wondergus on April 7, 2010 at 11:22 AM

We have a winner!

on April 7, 2010 at 11:41 AM

Um, where does the bareback and pregnant come in?

on April 7, 2010 at 12:08 PM

who shot who in the what now?

growler on April 7, 2010 at 12:51 PM

Tsk, tsk. Such an irritating set of affectations like the "ironic" beard, whatever that is, and the rest of it ... makes you wonder how it impressed anon so much for five years. Sounds to me like anon is still pissed about losing this stud.

And wondergus - well done at being first ... it demonstrates such "alpha" qualities .. I see you being a vice-president in five years ;-)

truck on April 7, 2010 at 1:17 PM

now these are ironic beards:

http://partyends.com/blog/wp-content/upl…

hans millionaire on April 7, 2010 at 2:33 PM

let me quess who stole your man, the notorious "pike street slut"??

hans millionaire on April 7, 2010 at 2:41 PM

I couldn't imagine spending five years with the worlds biggest douchebag. Guess that makes her the worlds biggest nozzle.

2+2=5 on April 7, 2010 at 3:07 PM

It's so sad when beards don't know they're beards.

Baconcat on April 7, 2010 at 4:29 PM

You should buy her a stuffed SMURF doll and a sweet little card with children playing on the beach, then give them to her. Tell her that you're both "on the same side now" and that sistah's gots to look out for each othah. Then make sure the ex husband sees the two of you making out in public. Then squat and take a shit right in front of them both and pull a SMURF doll out of your purse and leave the SMURF sitting there on turd mountain for them to look at.

on April 7, 2010 at 8:23 PM

I agree with @12

on April 7, 2010 at 8:59 PM

I think it's fake.

notfromaroundhere on April 8, 2010 at 1:17 AM

Love shack Baby!!!

on April 8, 2010 at 3:03 AM

@7 - Well, I log in from Austin, TX to read the Seattle weekly and see a pic of my 4 blocks down the street neighbor! Small world. Don't know about the other two, but the beard in the middle isn't ironic, just years of hard work.

sweet g on April 8, 2010 at 6:30 AM

#6
If you accompish very little, being the first post on I Anon suddenly becomes meaningful.

#12
A creative solution, to be sure, but a solution to what?

wondergus on April 8, 2010 at 8:51 AM

@#7, how did they adhere such a thick beard to that lovely young lady's face on the left side of your photo??

PDX_Paulie on April 8, 2010 at 10:31 AM

I,Anon is sometimes great, but lately it's been way too fixated on cheating.
And this one in particular, Christ, why don't we all just watch Jerry Springer?

on April 8, 2010 at 11:27 AM

Geyser- there are big differences between having respect for those in our everyday lives and then acting out in anger when they disappoint us VS finding some sort of sick enjoyment out of other peoples stories of pain and disrespect on television. In your case maybe the former makes the latter more enjoyable, it sure does feel good to knock other people down when ur too chicken to take your problems into ur own hands. I anonymous serves the purpose of empowering these people, not solely for your entertainment, that's why u have Jerry :)

horseskull on April 8, 2010 at 11:58 AM

It's not too late to work things out with this guy! The two of you just need to talk.

kungfujew on April 8, 2010 at 8:52 PM

Sista, YOU are the lucky one! Don't be raggin' on the ho. She did you a favor.

luvzhappyboy on April 9, 2010 at 7:51 AM

Can I have a non-ironic beard? I hope so. I like having beards.

presently out on April 9, 2010 at 8:56 AM

"I,Anon is sometimes great, but lately it's been way too fixated on cheating. "

Because the Broads need the drama or they get stale.

It's good for business.

on April 9, 2010 at 12:30 PM

@20 aka horseskull;
what the hell are you talking about? there is no difference between people reading these alleged grievances and people watching jerry springer. THEY ARE ONE IN THE SAME! i'll spell it out for ya. group A has a problem with group B. the problem is displayed for those interested to view and comment on. get off your highhorse and keep on enjoying your beloved I,ANON aka the print version of the jerry springer show.

growler on April 10, 2010 at 3:00 PM

Enough with the scruff! A-men.

bwizard on April 12, 2010 at 1:09 PM

This is amazing.

Nico-la on April 12, 2010 at 1:50 PM

LMAO! Thanks for the biggest laugh I've had in weeks, but special thanks go to Baconcat.

on April 12, 2010 at 4:15 PM

Damn excellent job here! *This* is how it's done: fashion report, cock-sucking hijinx, weight problems, disabled relatives, street melees...it's like you have a checklist.

Other IAs leave me distilling tears for a few precious drops of comedy hooch, but you could bottle this one. I'm dying.

Incredible on April 13, 2010 at 7:59 AM

CLASSY

native_prideJOE on April 13, 2010 at 1:57 PM

It's poetic...as in poetic justice. Sometimes you really are just better off alone.

Diagoras on April 13, 2010 at 4:34 PM

Stay classy Seattle; I miss you.

mebematt on April 13, 2010 at 6:58 PM

#29

+1

wondergus on April 14, 2010 at 11:14 AM

I, Anonymous

THANKS FOR STEALING MY HUSBAND

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