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800 Maynard Ave S, Suite 200, Seattle, WA 98134
800 Maynard Ave S, Suite 200, Seattle, WA 98134
As for the bathroom door, get a knob that can't open when the door is locked. That way, she'll have to unlock it if she ever wants to leave the bathroom.
Living with people is not easy. We all have our stuff. That being said, some people can be seriously inconsiderate when living with other people. The only way you are going to find out what kind of person you are living with is to talk with your roommate.
Your passive-aggressive revenge is way more inconsiderate and fucked up than what your roommate is doing (except maybe for the locking of the bathroom door).
I bet this bitch is single and friendless, and will remain so until she pulls her head out of her ass and starts trying to actually consider the lives of other people.
fast. imperious.
the ra py
From one woman to another, you sound like a petty, controlling bitch. Just saying...
Does your roommate pay her share of the rent regularly and on time? Does she neglect to ask you if it's okay before her 'friend' comes for a 'visit'? Does that 'visit' turn into a four month rent-free stay (with no offers to help cover extra utilities or other costs that the 'visit' imposes)? Does your living room smell like your roommate's bong water has been consistently spilled on your carpet? Does your roommate's cat like to spray your pillows?
Get your own place Anonymous, because if your current set of complaints are all it takes to drive you into a rage, then the problem is definitely you.
Take a coat hanger or a similar pointed object and stick it in the hole at the end of the knob. That simply disengages the lock. Problem solved. As for cleaning, just hire a cleaner to come, or do some cleaning yourself, I kind of doubt you do your share anyways.
How bout when they ask you to buy food and clean these animals habitats while they go on vacation...in a note once they're already gone.
Talk to me when she come home after her boyfriend makes hamburgers, glares at YOU and declares the house smells like 'the fried flesh of dead animals."
When they forget to pay the internet bill when you need to do research.
And honestly, they weren't the worst roommates.
Tell the bitch to sweep, change the doorknob, put your soap in your room and STFU. Your roommate sounds nice and ditzy. You could do much, much worse, and probably will. Enjoy your future pot smoking loud sex having unemployed future roomies.
And to all of you accusing the roommate of being a "bad poet," those lines are by John fucking Keats!
Why did you decide it would be a good idea to live with another human being? Get your own apartment. And therapy. Immediately.
she leaves hair on the floor. you destroy her personal property? WTF is that? Congratulations, you're now a fucking criminal, because you can't put your own soap in your room?
You are a heinous bitch and I hope you come home to a completely emptied apartment.
1. Get a new door knob.
2. You can't do anything about hair, except sweep. So either talk to her, or start sweeping it into her room. Done.
3. The rest of it is just stupid. Get over yourself.
my dial soap. m.i.n.e.
what's with the fucking poetry. i said i hate humanity, not huge manatees. don't you try and brighen up my day with that shit.
get all fucking pleasant with me, i'll show you, bitch. i'll do such things to you, and you'll know it was me, cause we don't live with anyone else.
Or you could get some fucking help before you're court ordered to.
Also, I wouldn't be surprised if she "accidentally" locks you out of the bathroom as passive-aggressive punishment for you being fucking psychotic.