Columns Jun 26, 2013 at 4:00 am

I, Anonymous

Good Riddance to Instructive Rubbish

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The girl seems to know her own faults. I hope she did learn something and doesn't just dive into the next train wreck.
debug on June 26, 2013 at 11:17 AM Report this
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She kind of sounds like the train wreck.
woofy on June 26, 2013 at 11:27 AM Report this
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Did you? You may want to make like... flashcards or something, cuz you used to be CLUELESS.
Fenrox on June 26, 2013 at 12:03 PM Report this
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Sounds like Anon needs to learn to use condoms. Any 30 year old that wears his hair boy-band-style should not be trusted bare-backing.

This also proves one should never ever rely on a man to ease depression.

I hope I, Anon learns to read red flags as soon as they appear: someone too concerned with getting blackout drunk on your birthday absolutely does not deserve another second of your time.

Finally, how the fuck do you get genital herpes from a "nonsexual source"??
CamillaBear on June 26, 2013 at 3:11 PM Report this
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Well, the genital herpes thing will cut down substantially the line of guys lined up to abuse you in your next relationship. So there's that.
Cletus on June 26, 2013 at 3:45 PM Report this
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Of course he gels his hair like a Backstreet Boy.

It's apparently worked to get multiple women to sleep with him, so why wouldn't he?
Spiffy D on June 26, 2013 at 4:29 PM Report this
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You'll be back.
freesandbags on June 26, 2013 at 8:45 PM Report this
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I drink bourbon. You drink Busch Light. You gel your hair...
The I, Anon, is as usual, a jealous douche bag...
Arthur Zifferelli on June 27, 2013 at 8:05 AM Report this
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And...
Not even when you failed to pick me up from the abortion.
I'm sorry, this is HIS problem? I think it is YOUR problem.

First, you let a douch bag "knock" you up. Second, you let a douch bag "knock" you up. Third, being "knocked" up you assumed it was someone esle's problem, not yours. HELLO! Baby is in YOUR tummy.

Fucking moron. You should not be allowed to have chilfren.
Arthur Zifferelli on June 27, 2013 at 8:11 AM Report this
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I'm sorry, I'm slow. Everyone here knows Arty Ziff is slow... You drink expensive hooch and your baby daddy is a PBR guy?

Does he have a huge cock that you just cant do without? You need to have this douche bag drill you with his enormous pile driver to feel complete? You absolutely must experience his fire hose gushing man juice into your white hot pussy as his dingle-dongles slap against your perfect ass? Perhaps you like the Bukakkie? You sound like a whore...
Arthur Zifferelli on June 27, 2013 at 8:39 AM Report this
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Arthur, the only whore in any I,Anon thread continues to be exclusively you.
treehugger on June 27, 2013 at 8:54 AM Report this
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Yes, well, "Treefucker", I'm excited that you are obsessed with me. I will not fuck you, so please don't ask.
Arthur Zifferelli on June 27, 2013 at 9:07 AM Report this
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I dub thee "Rotten Partner iAnons™." There, you have a name. Now go away.
Paddy Mac on June 27, 2013 at 12:36 PM Report this
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When did Arthur Zifferelli go from being funny to being a troll? Did the malt liquor and coke supplies finally run out? They're a winning combination that solve all problems until your dealer finally gets busted.
sweet g on June 27, 2013 at 2:03 PM Report this
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Arthur Zifferelli is a bitter, cowardly man who likes to insult others anonymously online. This is one of the many downsides of the internet, specifically comment sections. Instead of going to therapy,pathetic cunts like Arthur try to work out their insecurities by flinging shitty little comments at strangers.
Tangled Up In Plaid on June 27, 2013 at 3:20 PM Report this
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It's called reenactment in psychology, trying to get relief from past suffering by recreating the scenario. It doesn't work! Please seek therapy.
on June 27, 2013 at 4:59 PM Report this
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yeah, srsly. usually Zifferelli is kinda amusing. this time he's just bleating like a bitter old queen. the fuck>?
on June 27, 2013 at 5:31 PM Report this
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I feel compassion for Arthur. Spending your leisure time being a hater suggests a pretty bleak life.
on June 27, 2013 at 5:41 PM Report this
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Anonymous, the state of your life sounds really, really lonely and painful and sad. It sounds like you need to STAY AWAY from sexual relationships (they are never the answer, only a temporary high) until you can actually wake up one morning and look at yourself with love, respect and compassion.
Exercise, good food, less booze, mindfulness meditation and supportive friends and family are a pretty amazing prescription for making these kinds of changes. Good luck!
monkwild on June 28, 2013 at 4:01 AM Report this
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Holy smokes Zifferelli, you sound like someone that everyone just has to know! Not. And that last post just reeked of someone who reads or watches way too much porn.
inquiastador on June 29, 2013 at 11:51 PM Report this
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People here hate the truth.
Arthur Zifferelli on July 1, 2013 at 8:07 AM Report this
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"You gel your hair like a Backstreet Boy"

Wow, a pop culture reference from 15 years ago that I had hoped to never hear again. No wonder it took chlamydia and herpes to make you realize that you were dating a filthy tard. Thank God for abortions.
on July 2, 2013 at 11:20 AM Report this
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Read the Zifferelli comments in a Borat voice, and you'll be fine.
Sir Vic on July 2, 2013 at 5:05 PM Report this

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