As a former restaurant worker, I'd have given them spitters. I've done it before. And worse. Don't shit where you eat.

Darn! If only they'd seen you after inhaling their fool.

@1, you are a disgusting person that gives all restaurant people a bad name. But given your attitude, you will not mind if a stick my finger up may ass and than handle your food. Just call it "extra flavor".

And once again, we see here a overly sensitive delicate flower having issues interacting with the general public. Maybe "customer service" is not I, Anon's forte?

Perhaps I, Anon needs to consider a career as a fucking NUN?

Yet another forgettable I, Anon written by some entitled douche bag Seattle Hipster.

Dick dick dick, there are dicks and cunts all over. Person up and learn to live with them all because you might not get another shot at this goofy column. Though you probably will.

@3) A person such as yourself has DEFINITELY eaten a spitter before, I assure you.

@3 I think it's pretty clear I, anon is a cook. So customer service isn't his thing.

@6

A person such as yourself has DEFINITELY eaten a spitter before, I assure you.

Not a chance. As a former pastry chef at a large swanky Seattle hotel, and a former Chef De Cuisine at a swanky Portland hotel, I know how to treat my servers.

You, however, are an ass.

@7

I think it's pretty clear I, anon is a cook. So customer servidefinatlyce isn't his thing.

That may be so, but a a guy that started out as a dishwasher, went to CIA in Hyde Park, and worked my ass up to a kitchen job that paid the rent, I can tell you that kitchen staff is definitely "customer service". The customer is why we hare here.

My guess is that "The_Shaved_Bear" and possibly I, Anon work shit jobs in shit restaurants.

And yeas, "The_Shaved_Bear" I do want fries with that. Chop, chop. Or perhaps, "The_Shaved_Bear", I should ask you why you haven't washed my fucking French steels yet? Go have afucking smoke break.

Way to give the entire restaurant industry a bad name, Anonymous, makes me want to find a different city to dine in.

Big effin' deal, so you "discovered" at this late date that some people are dicks. And your solution is to become an even bigger dick? Let's hope you're fired soon, you're clearly not cut out for dealing with the public in any way.

Ziff - that spitter must have tasted terrible!

Well, "The_Shaved_Bear" it's not my problem that you have shitty Customer Service skills, and are bitter because you work at some dead end shit-hole. I don't have to worry about "spitters" because I don't eat at places that hire assholes like you.

I'm sure you get tired of dropping the fry basket, and count the minutes between breaks when you can go out back by the dumpsters and smoke a bowl.

I would suggest you try to be less "passive / aggressive", but that would require that you get a life, and that's clearly not in your cards.

Ziff - I could buy your whole lame family and sell them as 3rd rate hog feed. I guess the definition of the word "former" didn't come up in phonics class before you flunked out of special ed. Read my post, you IDIOT... "...former restaurant worker..."

And why do you hate fast food employees?

"No, I'M more pretentious." "NO I AM!!!!111"

'These dicks think I walk funny. Let me make them think I'm terrible at my job too!'

Makes perfect sense.

Sounds like hipster service that's all so common in Seattle. $15 an hour? Those who do it right make much more. Those that do it the was IA lists... take your $10 and be grateful.

I could buy your whole lame family and sell them as 3rd rate hog feed.

I sense that although you are a "former" fast food restaurant employee, you spend most of your time these days on-line while masturbating. I assume it is your girlfriend who pays the rent while you sit all day in you underwear?

I want to have sex with this guy

I want to have sex with this guy

With a name like "Angry Beaver", maybe I want to have wild "Angry Beaver" sex with you! On the roof. At midnight... "The_Shaved_Bear" on the other hand, is a douche bag, and who except s perv fucks a douche bag?

Angrybeaver meant sex with I, Anonymous.

Has no one here seen Waiting? People who have worked in any restaurant knows at least one person working there that has done this. Don't act so surprised, especially when you know how terrible some customers can be. Thought this was common knowledge...

The lack of empathy for anyone working any customer service job that deals with people treating them like they're sub-human like all fucking day long is disgusting. The conversation shouldn't be: You should grow thicker skin because people are dicks. It should be: Why do people think it's okay to treat customer service people (or anyone) like this? Alleviating these cunts of their responsibility to be decent fucking human beings is mind-boggling to me.

If you're a grown-ass adult and you openly mock the person making or serving your food, not only are you a mean-spirited, ugly piece of shit, you're a goddamn idiot for not thinking there might be consequences for treating someone like total shit.

If you remove the customer service aspect of this and let's say your walking down the street with someone you care about a whole bunch and that person you care about is in pain and that pain is affecting the way they walk and here comes a group of shit heads mocking your beloved, would you just let it go? Would you say something to them? Would you do something?

Point is, you needlessly and cruelly fuck with someone, your chances of being fucked with back are a lot higher than if you'd just shut the fuck up and not been a stupid fucking asshole.

Ziff - now you are having fantasies about people you have never met masturbating in underwear?? And fantasies that these people are fast-food workers? That spitter must have done a number on your sorry ass. Get some counseling.

Blaw, blaw, blaw...

The bottom line, "The_Shaved_Bear", is that *you* are the douchebag that admitted to spitting in customers food.

Say what you will about me, but I would *never* spit in customers food, as you have admitted to doing.

You are clearly a douche bag.

Yes, let's all shame working Americans. If you're not a hedge-fund manager, you are a loser, and should be ashamed of yourself.

1. Don't make fun of people for things that are outside of their control.

2. Be forgiving of others' occasional pettiness. Every single one of us has been a jerk (Some of us in this very thread) The guy making fun of you was probably insecure, and a little drunk and took the short road to increasing his status among his friends by mocking you.

Oh, and @24, Yes. Thank you. You rock.

A society that doesn't respect cooks doesn't deserve to eat.

I support hanging anyone that taints food.

Ziff - I had the flu one time a spitter was ordered and watered down his LIT, too. It was a ball to watch him scarf that down. Assholes, such as yourself, are lousy tippers who get spitters... hey, that rhymes!

Reads like it's the comment section that needs more malt liquor and less cocaine this week.

I anonymous already won and doesn't realize it; They saw him as the possible cook of their meal, realized their douchebaggery had opened the door to payback, and slinked away.

The_Shaved_Bear: "tipper" and "spitter" do not rhyme. Ziff: That video wouldn't be allowed on YouTube. Both of you: Please stop commenting for at least a month so the rest of us can enjoy this rag without your ridiculously petty and immature pissing contest (which is not winnable, by the way) ruining it.

@24 for the win. Shorter version: Don't be a dick and don't be a pussy.
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@37 Looks like Ziffy is having himself a wittle tantrum with his cock fantasies. Take a nappy, wittle Ziffy. Brush your teeth to get that spitter out. mommy comes home soon and she will play with your wittle cocky.

@23: I would take this comment with a grain of salt. It is, after all, coming from somebody who hasn't worked in a restaurant, but they have seen Waiting!

This anecdote obviously happened at Beth's.