You: an Xbox One gaming lounge that should have been a gamer girl's dream. Me: said gamer girl, who has lost faith in humanity AGAIN. I had hoped that the allure of paying for gaming good times in an awesomely quasi-futuristic setting would mean the beginning of a world where gamers and newbies sat around passing the time with violent visuals on the connected displays of Xbox Ones. No such luck. All I asked for was a bit of simple playtime, and what did I get? Some asshole (you) who had appointed himself "Don of the Games." You handed out time slots only to those who had managed to either (A) suck ass while maintaining a "sweet" demeanor or (B) generally submit to your douchey-ass authority, aka doing NOTHING and expecting everything, aka the way the world of games works. So thanks, asshole who works there. You just ruined social gaming for me.

—Anonymous