To the makers of lace panties: How is it possible that you make underwear for women and don't know that NOT ALL VULVAS LOOK LIKE A BARBIE'S? I have a big ol' clit and a nice set of lips. I want to wear lacy panties, but because you don't understand the female body, they annoy my pubic area. You always have the tiniest liner and the most intrusive seam, and the integrity of the lace is shit, as well. I would happily show you my vulva if it would help you could construct a pair of undies that looks and feels good on those of us with fat pussies. Get with the program, you basic ball sacks!

—Anonymous