What was the point of that hologram if it looked like it was drawn with crayon?

It's odd, I usually skip right over your column. This week was different, I simply HAD to read "I Love Television" first. After the first paragraph I knew what it was that drew me to your column: my bigot sensor was screaming off the charts. You ignorant fuck. You watched one British "modern witchcraft" film and suddenly you've got every Pagan figured out? How dare you perpetuate stereotypes and bigotry! You want to know what "has no place in modern society": bigots. Shame on you.