love this column

if you remember the perennially lame halftime show (wardbrode malfunction or not) more than the Pats 2nd SB win over Carolina in a thrilling last-minute drive by burgeoning star Tom Brady...U WERE NEVER A FAN TO BEGIN WITH..have fun watching the enlightening selections on MTV while the knuckle-haired neanderthals lament your absence.

yaaaaa.... not to be rude, but I'm pretty sure Savage raises an eyebrow at dudes who don't watch the Superbowl.

Also, it was the Panthers versus the Patriots in Superbowl 38 and the score was 32-29. It was held in Houston, and no I didn't need to wikipedia that. There were 37 combined points scored in the 4th quarter! How the shit do you not remember that? I was blacked out on jager shots by the 3rd quarter and I remember that.

Can someone please check this dude's man-card?

I've been reading this column for years and the material has been getting gayer and gayer. Is Humphrey inching his way out of the closet?

Great super bowl post. I laughed out loud several times! I don't think its so much about what he said, (though springsteen's titty falling out is gold) but how much disdain he has for the superbowl. Great stuff!

I, for one, enjoy the Superbowl. I don't know who's playing, and I don't care. On Superbowl Sunday I make sure The Manly Man is provided with chips, dip, beer, and cocktail franks wrapped in crescent roll dough. Then I take off with my pals for a day of shopping, followed by a stop at the high end grocery store. They have a chicken wing bar set up - 7 varieties! - and we stuff our faces until the cows come home. Clean up, go home, and the game is over!

Goodness gracious, have some patriotism for once in your life, man! Where are you living, Algeria? This is AMERICA! Land of the free, home of the brave, who fought for your right to sit and be stagnant for hours on end AND ENJOY IT, DAMN IT ALL. Here in America, we play a game called football. EMBRACE the stupidity! Can't you possibly just sit back and relax and watch one little game of football?

In other words, sit your feminine ass down with the most fattening foods in your house and let it wash over you.

Pats/Panthers, 32-29, and like others on this list, I didn't have to look that up.

On the other hand, I did have to look up the Ikki Twins. I guess Mr. Humphrey and I have different priorities.