Columns Jul 1, 2010 at 4:00 am

With 100 Percent Patriotic Content

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1
Place on ground, light fuse & get away. Do not hold in hand. KABOOOOM!! Stop, drop & roll. Stay safe and unsane Humpy. Don't forget the red meat.
2
But...your employers do offer free handjobs to sailors down by the docks to show their support for our men in uniform...
3
" drink five cases of PBR during work hours, set up a chocolate-pudding Slip 'N Slide next to the copy editor's desk, engage in a Roman-candle battle with those dickholes in the production department, and have sex with that totally cute new intern"

just another work day at The Stranger.
4
Hilarious.
5
"organizing a squad of A-Team-style mercenaries to track down BP CEO Tony Hayward and beat him to death with cricket bats."

Well...beating him to death is a bit extreme but I wouldn't mind frightening him into pissing his own pants. Who's with me?!
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I did Macy's(Im pathetic) and have finally seen Bieber..OMG...it took about 27 seconds to turn the channel. Tell me Master what to watch.(6 barges on the Hudson -F'n cool).(Im pathetic)(OUT)

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