And now we have, convieniently in one place, proof of your testicle obsession. Which reminds me, the first article of yours that I ever read was the one about John Ritter's balls being banned from television.
I have repeated the Milie/T-shirt cannon line to more than one person who has later thanked me for telling it to them. This is one of the best things you have ever written. Do not regret it.