Merry Humpy to all and have a Humpy New Year!

Reading your column is like watching paint dry. Please apply for a job somewhere else.

Haters gonna hate. I love me some Humpy, I don't care who knows it.

"Watching paint dry" is a euphemism for BORING. This is easily the least boring TV column that I've ever read. I can't imagine what you're looking for in a TV column that is more interesting than Humpy free basing a ham and writing this column.

It's a column about TV after all. How interesting could it really ever get without Humpys asides and non-sequiturs?

@3 I can go through T.V. guide and make up "asides " for myself. Your beloved Humpy has caught someone at the Stranger in a compromising situation or he is paying them to let him post his nonsense. I don't hate your "humpy" I just think he's a person from Portland who the Stranger has to put up with. The number of replies to his posts tell the tale. He's a DUD.

Waiting for more positive posts..........waiting............waiting......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.