And all this time I thought Hannibal was what Sean Hannity becomes when he finds himself stranded on a desert island with a bunch of poor, innocent children. I mean, survival of the fittest, right?

So there's a fictional Charlie Manson on Aquarius (one of my new favorite shows, with I "interval watch" -- every 2 days...no binging..making it last) and now this.

So the formula of tracking serial killers has turned to making them the stars.

I'm sure Hannibal would find One Direction rather yummmmy.