Money shot!

"Guns don't kill people.....they will shoot your nuts off when you carry it in your waistband like a jackass."

A source in the County Prosecutor's office reportedly hinted the man might escaped being charged, shrugging "It was no big deal."

A source in the County Prosecutor's office hinted that charges might not be filed because "It was no big deal."

God, this sounds like a mad Chief Inspector Dreyfus scene out of a Pink Panther movie! Did the nutshot get caught on tape?
Kids--don't try this at home!

I wonder if the idiot who went into Lowe's with a gun in his waistband is related to the genius whose agonized screams woke up an entire Sarasota, Florida motel complex at 12 AM from the outdoor pool. Apparently he was out for a "midnight skinny dip" when his dick got "accidentally" stuck in a water filter pipe. 911 was summoned, and paramedics arrived, but couldn't offer medical assistance until a plumber drained the pool, removing the pipe that held the guy's swollen penis captive due to the suction of the pipe--BEFORE the EMTs finally rushed him off to the local ER!!I am NOT making this up!

Film update at 11...

If he destroyed his abiity to reproduce naturally, he is a candidate for the Darwin Awards.... One need not die, just remove themselves from the gene pool.