That lady at nordstroms was just takin' care of business until next year...maybe on 8/2/2012 she'll bring a friend. Nice job Cienna. Have a cocktail or two.

So it's ok for a woman to jack off in a public stall? I'm pretty sure if it was a guy in the men's room jack'n it, he would have been crucified on the spot. And then publicly humiliated as a sick pervert.

Thanks for writing this, Cienna! Much better than using the Portland Mercury column like The Stranger has done in the past when David Schmader was on vacation. Blech.

Thanks for bringing in a professional pinch hitter.

I'd like to dispute Sunday's "nothing happened"; it just so happens that I took a nice nice grump that MADE. MY. DAY.
I'll be available next week, if you need to fill a day.

First the awesome Jennifer Hopper story, followed by Matisse hitting one out of the park, then a Schmader vacation week without that insipid Ann Romano twunt?

Stranger, you're winning my love back.